What should i do? every year they take a dump on my roof. i think that santa makes them eat all the cookies because he has noticed that he is getting fat and then they let loose on my roof. it is like tar? what will get it off? every christmas day there is fresh poop on the roof. is there a complaint line?
2006-12-21 07:19:56 · 8 answers · asked by mel2430 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
AND THEY SAY THERE IS NO SANTA SEE !!!!! FRESH REINDEER POOP !!!
2006-12-21 07:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop believeing Santa is allowed to go where he is wanted. so if you don't believe in him he can't visit you and that will stop the reindeer from pooping on your roof.
2006-12-21 15:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by ~*These Blue Eyes Tell No Lies*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spray water all over your roof to create a sheet of ice. when they try to land they will fall right of the edge and then you can make yourself some tasty reindeer sausage
2006-12-21 15:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by Huh? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can use the same techniques that large buildings do to deter pigeon - you know: spikes, razorsharp wire, etc. This will prevent them from landing on your roof - and you may not get presents, but it will solve your problem once and for all.
2006-12-21 15:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by katydid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chain a pit-bull to your chimney.
Leave something low in fiber, without chocolate in it for him. (Chocolate will make animals poo everywhere.)
Ask for a pooper scooper for Christmas and maybe he'll get the hint.
2006-12-21 15:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
leave the fiber out of the cookies:)
2006-12-21 15:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by manny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.......
*ahem* So are you going to cover your roof with plastic wrap/cellophane this year? :)
2006-12-21 15:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by ☼Grace☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all I have to say is either put a sign and something they can go in.The sign should say reindeer rooims(I think) and put a bucket on the roof to catch it with.If that doesn't work,all I'm gonna say is YOUR LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-21 18:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Deleted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋