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In the search for the antichrist......I know of a very evil man that was born with the inability to fart................If he can't cut the cheese could he be the Evil Shredder?

2006-12-21 06:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

10 answers

As each fart releases some small bit of that portion of Satan which resides within all of us, then a man who cannot fart cannot release Satan from his bowels. The inability of this man to release Satan from within himself will eventually cause his whole body to be corrupsted - and when this occurs, he will transform into the Evil Shredder, and the End Times will be upon us.

2006-12-21 06:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by waefijfaewfew 3 · 2 0

I see no connection between evil and the ability to fart.

2006-12-21 06:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by sparkie 6 · 1 0

Yes.

Dude, put a shirt on. You're scaring the Christians.

2006-12-21 07:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0 0

No, It takes a little more than being fartless

2006-12-21 07:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by queendebadow 5 · 1 0

i dont know? but you could probably hold a roll of quarters under your ****! haha

2006-12-21 06:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by metallicat89 2 · 0 0

Who cares

*Vam*

2006-12-21 07:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Heartless Vampire 2 · 1 0

Only if we are inside him.

2006-12-23 01:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by you do not exist 5 · 0 0

I don't know, but you are funny aren't you?

2006-12-21 06:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by Friend 6 · 0 0

hahahahaha
ha ha ha ha ha.
chortle chortle
chuckle.
sigh.

haha.

2006-12-21 07:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no, thats ninja turtles, right?

2006-12-21 06:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by -- 4 · 0 0

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