As each fart releases some small bit of that portion of Satan which resides within all of us, then a man who cannot fart cannot release Satan from his bowels. The inability of this man to release Satan from within himself will eventually cause his whole body to be corrupsted - and when this occurs, he will transform into the Evil Shredder, and the End Times will be upon us.
2006-12-21 06:21:39
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answer #1
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answered by waefijfaewfew 3
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I see no connection between evil and the ability to fart.
2006-12-21 06:08:46
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answer #2
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answered by sparkie 6
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Yes.
Dude, put a shirt on. You're scaring the Christians.
2006-12-21 07:03:51
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answered by Voodoid 7
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No, It takes a little more than being fartless
2006-12-21 07:49:34
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answered by queendebadow 5
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i dont know? but you could probably hold a roll of quarters under your ****! haha
2006-12-21 06:08:55
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answer #5
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answered by metallicat89 2
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Who cares
*Vam*
2006-12-21 07:36:03
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answered by Heartless Vampire 2
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Only if we are inside him.
2006-12-23 01:07:02
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answer #7
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answered by you do not exist 5
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I don't know, but you are funny aren't you?
2006-12-21 06:07:58
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answered by Friend 6
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hahahahaha
ha ha ha ha ha.
chortle chortle
chuckle.
sigh.
haha.
2006-12-21 07:07:36
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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no, thats ninja turtles, right?
2006-12-21 06:06:57
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answered by -- 4
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