Rubber Ducky
Candy Cane
Jelly Beans
Coffee Mug
2006-12-21 05:58:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was a cold night. Candy Cane was at her usual corner. I felt bad for the girl. She really was quite lovely, with long golden locks and pouty red lips. I could see her jelly beans poking out through her thin white shirt. I walked up to her. "How ya doing this evening, love?" I asked. She walked up to me , nose to nose, and grabbed a hold of my rubber ducky. "How 'bout it Max? Come on, I'll hit you off for half price." I pushed away from Candy quickly. "I told you honey, if you want ever want a try at a real job, come find me. As for your offer...well, that's one coffee mug I wouldn't want to drink from!"
2006-12-21 06:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Um, I'll try I guess.
I want you to stick your long candy cane in my coffee mug and make me squeal like a rubber ducky but make sure you use a condom because I got the birth control so we don't have little jelly beans lol.
2006-12-21 14:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
rubber dicky
candy cane can and will
jelly bean rubbing oil
coffee mug that disrobs when filled with hot liguid
i spend time in adult stores lol
2006-12-21 14:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh baby, I want to take a sip out of you coffee mug while I squeeze my rubber ducky! Go ahead, lick my candy cane and I promise not to shove jelly beans in your mouth!
2006-12-21 14:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ruber ducky; lucky candy cane pain jelly beans jolly coffee mug lug
2006-12-21 14:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubber glove
candy & mars bar party;)
jelly booty
coffe di*
Merry Xmas!
2006-12-21 14:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubber dildo
Candy C_ck
Jelly jugs
Coffee muff
?????????
Don't want to get another violation notice!!!! :)
2006-12-21 14:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by CURVY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey i can make anything sound dirty but then my answer would violate the rules and id lose points...
2006-12-21 21:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by trxr4kdz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leather Fucky
Sweet Pole
Belly Farts
Tea Bag
WTF...who's weirder? You for asking or me for answering?
2006-12-21 14:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
any word can sound dirty if you say it in just the right tone of voice...
2006-12-21 14:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by shell92107 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋