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Hello all,

After hearing Nancy Pelosi's touching speeches about inclusion and non-polarization, I've decided to become a Democrat. However I'm not sure I'd fit in very well. In addition to not being a communist, I do not support cut and run foreign policy, I do not consider George W. Bush to be the spawn of Satan, I am not in favor of murdering in the name of "choice", and I do not want to tax America to death.

Can I still join the DNC even though I'm not a communist?

2006-12-21 05:51:20 · 13 answers · asked by x 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

13 answers

Well yes. If you are a Socialist. You have to believe in taking all the money a person earns so it can be redistributed to those who don't want to work, or are here illegally, to make sure to support the voting base of the DNC.

2006-12-21 06:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1 3

The way Bush and the GOP have run up the defecit you got some nerve talking about higher taxes. In the last 25 yrs
Presidents with 100 billion dollar defeccits or higher
GOP-16 DNC -1
Presidents who have balanced the budget
Dem -5 GOP-0
Bush has made sure that your great grand children will curse you for your debt that they have to pay

2006-12-21 15:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by gdeach 3 · 1 1

No, you're right, you sound like a Republican. Spend money you don't have on a war your populace doesn't support, stay the botched course foreign policy and further alienate your citizens, support capitalism to the death, and remain staunchly and unwaveringly pro-life.
Absolutely not. Stay away from the Democrats.

2006-12-21 14:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by spewing_originality 3 · 2 1

Well no but I heard a new Fascism Party will be starting soon. You might want to think about heading up a chapter in your community.

2006-12-21 13:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sun Spot 4 · 5 0

Ha what a hypocrite. Now that the Democrats will have power in January your hero GWB has decided to change course. I would say he is trying to cover his behind!!

2006-12-21 14:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by Gettin_by 3 · 3 1

Of course, but...you'll have to talk about your "feelings." And maybe just say you'll hang out your laundry on a clothesline instead of using a dryer to conserve energy. Just like Barbra Streisand!

2006-12-21 14:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anji 4 · 1 3

The DNC prefers communists, but will also accept socialists and other nut house liberals to their flock.

2006-12-21 13:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by MaryCheneysAccessory 6 · 2 4

Yes, but first you have to swear allegiance to France and have your testicles removed with a rusty grapefruit spoon.

2006-12-21 14:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1 2

I guess you could but you don't seem extreme enough to fit in.

2006-12-21 14:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ynot! 6 · 1 1

Dude, wouldn't you be happier on FreeRepublic.com?

Signed,

A Conservative.

2006-12-21 14:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by geek49203 6 · 0 2

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