Is this acceptible as a season's greeting?

Question

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions
of religious persuasion or secular practices of your
choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make our country great (not to
imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than
any other country) and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith
or sexual preference of the wishee.

Answer 1

And a politically correct seasons greeting to you too

Answer 2

Excellent stuff. But I'm British. Here's a pint of real ale, a generous measure of Armagnac and a Cuban cigar. Happy Indulgence Season to you (whilst the Treasury secretly laughs, collecting the extortionate tax on the beer, brandy and especially the cigar!)

Damn the torpedoes. Damn political correctness. Boris Johnson for PM.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Brilliant,
I also offer my felicitations at this festive period, and appreciate my Christian culture, along with all others.
May it always be so, regardless of the fact that I have a wonky knee, not blaming my church, and am proud to be British.
Well, a Geordie actually.
And pray tell - why not ?
I also send my greetings to all those of different faiths and backgrounds, and having lived in the Mid-East for many a year, saying my prayers in Mosques, splendid to contribute my goodwill to all.

Cheers to all.
Bob

Answer 5

It's the sort of thing a racist arsehole might say to highlight divisions between people.

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year sounds better.

Answer 6

Merry Christmas! xx

Answer 7

Perfect! I don't see how anyone, no matter how politcally correct they are, could fault that!

"Happy Christmas" would sum it up in 2 words though.

Or "Happy Winter Holiday" to be P.C.

:-)

Answer 8

The world has gone P C crazy.

Answer 9

or can just say merry christmas. if people do not celebrate they can choose not to open the card. or if you are one those attention seeking fools, then yes this a good insert for your holiday cards.

Answer 10

Crazy World.!!!