Have you ever answered 30 questions at once?

Question

Do you play video games?
How's the weather up there?
Do you read magazines?
What is your favorite meal to cook?
What is your favourite movie?
Why do the English mispell everything?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Was it good for you?
Do you like your job?
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"?
Would you like some candy?
Can you help me find my puppy?
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle?
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence?
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"?
Do you celebrate Christmas?
Do you celebrate Channukah?
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa?
Do you celebrate Diswali?
Do you celebrate good times c'mon?
What is your favorite beer?
What is your favorite meth?
Do you eat chocolate?
Do you enjoy wasting my time?
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go?
What sports team do you follow?
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Can I go to the bathroom?
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom?
What it do?

Answer 1

SHlT JIMBO!

Do you play video games? Hell yes.
How's the weather up there? Unseasonably cool which means tolerable.
Do you read magazines? Not for a while.
What is your favorite meal to cook? Lasagne and it is delicious.
What is your favourite movie? No favorite. My new favorite for the moment is Boondock Saints, though.
Why do the English mispell everything? They standardized their language after we did and they wanted it to look cooler. They failed.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? They aren't knitted together yet, dear.
Was it good for you? Not as good as it was for you.
Do you like your job? I get to do this don't I?
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"? That's really funny you ask that. REALLY FUNNY.
Would you like some candy? Not really, I just had a caramel and I'm feeling sugared out.
Can you help me find my puppy? Don't lie to me, it's one of your client's puppies isn't it?
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle? No but I'd like to.
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence? That's just really freaking weird man. Does anyone?
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"? Not even close.
Do you celebrate Christmas? Yes but maybe I'll start celebrating Festivus, it's on my birthday afterall.
Do you celebrate Channukah? No.
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? No.
Do you celebrate Diswali? Huh?
Do you celebrate good times c'mon? Sure.
What is your favorite beer? Framboise, I think.
What is your favorite meth? Calculus ;>
Do you eat chocolate? Of course.
Do you enjoy wasting my time? Jimbo, it's what I plan my day around.
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? Legoland because we don't know any better yet!
What sports team do you follow? NO.
Do you have any Grey Poupon? Nope.
Can I go to the bathroom? As long as it's not in your pants.
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom? I don't give a sh*t about formalities. I already answered you. Stop bothering me! *whack*
What it do? Flied lice what?

Answer 2

Have you ever answered 30 questions at once?yes
Do you play video games?yes
How's the weather up there?cold
Do you read magazines?yes
What is your favorite meal to cook?bbq chicken or meatloaf
What is your favourite movie?kellys heroes
Why do the English mispell everything?they had the language first
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?preshrunk
Was it good for you?i"ve had better
Do you like your job?work sux, i know
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"?no
Would you like some candy?sure
Can you help me find my puppy?yes
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle?never
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence?when other people fall victem to it
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"?yes
Do you celebrate Christmas?yes
Do you celebrate Channukah?no
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa?no
Do you celebrate Diswali?no
Do you celebrate good times c'mon? only in funky town
What is your favorite beer?cold
What is your favorite meth?anphetimine
Do you eat chocolate?only if she has had a shower
Do you enjoy wasting my time?more then you know
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go?to wally world!
What sports team do you follow?none
Do you have any Grey Poupon?i did but i have clean pants no cause i'm a big boy
Can I go to the bathroom?are you able?
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom?you will wait til the end of class
What it do? what it be like?

thank you i enjoyed that

Answer 3

Have you ever answered 30 questions at once? NO. MAYBE IF I HAD 30 MONKEYS TYPING AT 30 COMPUTERS...
Do you play video games? ONLY IF I'M DOING BIG LAUNDRY (COMFORTERS) AT THE LAUNDRO-MAT, I'LL PLAY CENTIPEDE (RETRO, I KNOW)
How's the weather up there? ABOUT 80 DEGREES DOWN HERE.
Do you read magazines? ONLY ON PLANES.
What is your favorite meal to cook? UM... I'M STUMPED.... "PASS!"
What is your favourite movie? AGAIN, I'M DRAWING A BLANK... TOO MANY TO PICK JUST ONE... GIMME A GENRE....
Why do the English mispell everything? NOT ME, MAN.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? THEY ARE PRE-SHRUNK
Was it good for you? SO-SO
Do you like your job? SOME PARTS
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"? NOPE
Would you like some candy? HELL YEAH
Can you help me find my puppy? MY MOMMY WARNED ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle? NO. SORRY.
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence? NO. SORRY.
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"? AGAIN. SORRY, NO.
Do you celebrate Christmas? I SUPPOSE.
Do you celebrate Channukah? NO. BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOUR CHANNUKAH GIFT IF YOU'RE GIVING ME ONE...
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? HOW IS THAT DONE?
Do you celebrate Diswali? NO, BUT I LIKE THAT SONG BY DISHWALLA.
Do you celebrate good times c'mon? KINDA TIRED OF THAT SONG, SO NO.
What is your favorite beer? DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT... SOMETHING BELGIAN AND RASPBERRY-FLAVORED.
What is your favorite meth? YOU MEAN LIKE RITALIN? YEAH, I TAKE CONCERTA (WHICH I THINK IS A LONG-ACTING FORM OF RITALIN, WHICH IS SOME FORM OF METH-SOMETHING...)
Do you eat chocolate? HELL YEAH
Do you enjoy wasting my time? YOU BETCHA
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? .......I'M DRAWING A BLANK.
What sports team do you follow? NONE REALLY. I'M LAME.
Do you have any Grey Poupon? NO, I'M A KETCHUP GIRL.
Can I go to the bathroom? PLEASE DO.
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom? I SAID YES.
What it do? HUH?

Answer 4

Do you play video games? in between semesters maybe
How's the weather up there? its hot
Do you read magazines? when I'm bored
What is your favorite meal to cook? rice
What is your favourite movie?rock
Why do the English mispell everything?maybe you mispell everything
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?never seen a sheep in the rain
Was it good for you?what
Do you like your job?no
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"?she's shorter that that
Would you like some candy?no
Can you help me find my puppy?is it lost?
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle?I wish
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence?no
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"?no
Do you celebrate Christmas?yes
Do you celebrate Channukah?no
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa?guess not
Do you celebrate Diswali?no
Do you celebrate good times c'mon?if there are some
What is your favorite beer?Miller
What is your favorite meth?don't do drugs, whats the point
Do you eat chocolate?if that is what I'm eating
Do you enjoy wasting my time?no
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go?
What sports team do you follow?alabama
Do you have any Grey Poupon?no
Can I go to the bathroom?may you?
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom?can you
What it do? why not

Answer 5

Do you play video games? yes
How's the weather up there? sunny
Do you read magazines? yes
What is your favorite meal to cook? turkey dinner
What is your favourite movie? grease
Why do the English mispell everything? lazy
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? they do
Was it good for you? totally
Do you like your job? yes sir
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"?no
Would you like some candy? yeah
Can you help me find my puppy? umm no
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle? no !~suv~
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence? lol no
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"? no
Do you celebrate Christmas? yes
Do you celebrate Channukah? no
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? no
Do you celebrate Diswali? no
Do you celebrate good times c'mon? yeah
What is your favorite beer? corona
What is your favorite meth? none
Do you eat chocolate?yes
Do you enjoy wasting my time? same as you do me
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? you aint taking my kid lol
What sports team do you follow? none ~nascar
Do you have any Grey Poupon? yup
Can I go to the bathroom? sure why not
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom? go ahead
What it do? i dunno

Answer 6

Have you ever answered 30 questions at once? ~ Only for you, Jim...only for you ;)
Do you play video games? ~ not anymore, look at my freakin' Q&A record!!!
How's the weather up there? ~ I'm down here
Do you read magazines? ~ yes, I love magazines
What is your favorite meal to cook? ~ what's cooking?
What is your favourite movie? ~ Breakfast at Tiffany's, Jim
Why do the English mispell everything? ~ they don't :P
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ~ no *****' clue...
Was it good for you? ~ oh yeah....I'm still reeling ;)
Do you like your job? ~ no
Do you have a sister who is between the ages of 18-24, 5'10"? ~ no, Jim, what about ME???
Would you like some candy? ~ yes, please...
Can you help me find my puppy? ~ of course, anything for my favorite kitchen dancer...
Do you drive a hybrid vehicle? ~ hell naw!
Do you enjoy the smell of your own flatulence? ~ not tellin'
Are you an asian chick between the ages of 18-24, 5'9"? ~ you know I'm not :P
Do you celebrate Christmas? ~ hell yes!(is that bad to swear when talking about Christmas?)
Do you celebrate Channukah? ~ no
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? ~ what? no.
Do you celebrate Diswali? ~ ANOTHER new one?
Do you celebrate good times c'mon? ~ yeah....that was one of my favorite songs to play in marching band, too ;)
What is your favorite beer? ~ Guinness, seriously(before that it was Michelob Light)
What is your favorite meth? ~ yours
Do you eat chocolate? ~ yeah, I'm female aren't I?
Do you enjoy wasting my time? ~ yes
Hey kids, where do ya wanna go? ~ take me back to your place!
What sports team do you follow? ~ I don't
Do you have any Grey Poupon? ~ no, my poop is brown
Can I go to the bathroom? ~ maybe if you're good
OK smartypants.. MAY I go to the bathroom? ~ yes, Jim, you may
What it do? ~ pretty good, I get off work in thirty minutes! :P

Answer 7

1)yes
2)fine-snow everywhere
3)yes, MAD mag
4)toast-stapler juice
5)talledaga nights
6)because they feel the need to insert extra u's
7)because the liverworst told them that they would get a prize if they didn't
8)probably not-too much toxic waste
9)no
10)actually yes
11)yes
12)sure, i have a liking of puppy milkshakes so, i have a puppy detector
13)no, only a mutt, if you don't get that, don't worry
14)got that right
15)no
16)yes
17)no
18)no
19)no
20)yes =)
21)i only drink stapler juice, cement is my favorite hard drink
22)pop rocks
23)yes,
24)heck yes
25)Mars, maybe Bego
26)I stalk the seahawks
27)yes, its moldy though
28)never, hhahahahahaha!
29)sure
30)eats broken glass

Answer 8

Yep - you're pregnant. Congrats.

Answer 9

Sorry but that is just way too long.

Answer 10

No, and most of the answers are no.