The price of ketchup has gone from $.99 to $1.39 in recent weeks. This is an outrage and it's clear that "Big Ketchup" is gouging America. I demand a congressional investigation of "Big Ketchup". Let's put John Kerry and Teresa Heinz on the stand and make them justify their obscene ketchup profits.
2006-12-21 05:36:38 · 12 answers · asked by x 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I was in favor of your proposal, until I was against it...
Actually, it's the GOP's fault... All these border crackdowns are making it more expensive to pick tomatoes...
And anyway, I heard that Heinz ketchup is actually made out of the pureed remains of the stuff they dig out of Planned Parenthood dumpsters.
2006-12-21 05:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've been boycotting Heinz for years.
I heard someone make the stupid comment once that you shouldn't boycott Heinz, because the rank and file workers would be the ones to suffer. What? The workers at Hunts and Del Monte don't need work?
2006-12-21 13:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol... love it.
but i don't think it stops with Heinz... it's an obvious conspiracy between "big ketchup" and the Tomato Sheiks.
what we need to do is become less dependent on Ketchup and turn to alternative sources of condiments like Catsup!
2006-12-21 13:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Rat P... 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When Ted Kennedy finds out that the "poor" people are being discriminated against by not being able to buy the name brand with their food stamps. (And he's promised a penny kickback for each bottle sold)
2006-12-21 14:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anji 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Exactly! See, now your getting somewhere.
Did you know that she personally recieves a nickle from every single bottle sold. THink of that!!!!!
You are right, "Big Ketchup" is gouging us for a product that we need everyday.
2006-12-21 13:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think we should go after "Big Microsoft".
And "Big Budwieser".
And "Big Tobacco". Why do they keep raising their prices when all they do is pay thousands of lawyers to defend them from lawsuits and are also forced to tack on lots of federal taxes? Damn their oily hides! Give me cheaper smokes!
2006-12-21 13:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by askthepizzaguy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If this is what you consider as exposing liberals, I think we're pretty well off. I mean, ketchup? That's just reaching!
Thanks for the laugh. :-D
2006-12-21 13:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Prakash V 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tah-ray-zuh is the typical do as I say, don't do as I do, liberal. She is cashing in on the little guy, who she claims to be helping. Pathetic liberals.
2006-12-21 13:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by MaryCheneysAccessory 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
he would just claim it was all a joke we dont understand...and she would speak in french hoping to elude the dumb politicians whose palms she is greasing...
2006-12-21 13:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by badjanssen 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
then buy store brand if you want to complain!
2006-12-21 13:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋