2006-12-21 05:13:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
that's the best you can come up with?
c'mon try just a little harder, think of something witty and origional, give her a used rubber in a jewlery box, with a pleasant note reminding her how much fun life is without her,,,,
2006-12-21 05:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If my ex did that....I would probably cut off the appendage hanging between his legs and wrap it up for him for a Christmas present.....Get a life!
2006-12-21 15:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by ladyofpeace74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that it would be the best present ever for her. Make sure it is a fresh, soft mushy turd.
2006-12-21 13:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't give her anything if that is the only gift that your anger at her will allow you to think of, especially if you share a kid with her. Because if your kid learns that you gave his mother such a disgusting gift that will tell him that he can go disrespecting her too. You need to keep your hatred (because that is exactly what it sounds like your problem is) out of Christmas if nothing else but for your child's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, you are going to be putting your kid(s) in the middle and in the end that is exactly where it is going to bite you...IN YOURS!
2006-12-21 13:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, a better gift would be just leaving her alone and giving her space if you don't want to be close to her at all I guess. Giving a gift like the one you mentioned would probably make things worse especially if you have kids you would like to see things like that.
2006-12-21 13:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by ohioguy4jc 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you still care.
If not why
would you take the time and effort to
think of, collect, wrap, and then deliver, said gift.
If she is being nasty to you, be better then her
(it makes her look bad)
2006-12-21 13:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by trawet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have kids then all you will do is undermine their future happiness. If not, well then it's up to you. I would think something a little more subtle would be better. You can have fun while looking classy!
2006-12-21 13:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nice one 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why waste the gold wrapping paper?...just send her some chocolates.... remove 1 or 2 and insert turds...... bingo, merry xmas
2006-12-21 13:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
why waste the gold wrapping paper?
2006-12-21 13:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I once new a guy who sent his own turd in a box to his ex-boss!
so.....
2006-12-21 15:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by ttikki2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋