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2006-12-21 05:11:26 · 13 answers · asked by cutie_4_lif 1 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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He is not the Original Michael Jackson. He is an impersonator. The Real Michael Jackson died a long time ago. Nobody knows how it happened, whether it was an accident, a drug overdose, or what, but he died. Then his manager realized that his gravy train was gone, so he had an idea. He held the first ‘Michael Jackson Lookalike Contest’ Then he told the winner, “Michael is sick, but he doesn’t want to disappoint his loyal fans. Would you be willing to stand in for him at a few concerts, and keep the secret? “ OF COURSE the stupid fanboy agreed! He would do anything to ‘help’ his idol!.

Then, after a while, he started to get suspicious. Then he made his mistake. Maybe he threatened to go to the cops. Maybe he demanded a bigger share of the profits. Whatever happened, he had to disappear, and then there had to be a NEW ‘Michael Jackson Lookalike Contest’.

This happened several times. If anybody noticed that he didn’t look the same, they just passed it off as plastic surgery. One time, they couldn’t find a guy that looked right, so they had to go with a girl. If anybody noticed, they just tried to pass it off that he was gay or something. Eventually, the best lookalike they could get was white, so they tried to pass him off as a light skinned black.

Michael made so much more money than all the rest of his family put together. They were in on the take, too. When the public started to get too suspicious, Janet had to do something in the public eye to take attention off of ‘Michael’. Who knows how much the rest of the family was getting.

Well, eventually, all these lies had to come apart. Now that the child molesting pervert, the latest ‘Michael’ has screwed things up for them all, he had to flee out of the USA. He’ll never be back. ‘Michael Jackson’ will gradually be forgotten, and the true facts concerning his tragic death will probably never come to light.

23 DEC 06, 0218 hrs, GMT.

2006-12-22 13:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 1

This is what I found off Wikipedia: Physical appearance Main article: Physical appearance of Michael Jackson Jackson's skin color was a medium-brown color for the entire duration of his youth; his skin had been becoming paler gradually since 1982. This change became so noticeable that it gained widespread media coverage, with some tabloids claiming that he was bleaching his skin. The structure of his face has changed as well, and a number of surgeons claim that Jackson had undergone multiple nasal surgeries as well as a forehead lift, thinned lips and cheekbone surgery.[147] However, on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 1993, Jackson said that the change in his skin color was due to the disease vitiligo.[148] In the interview, Jackson became quite emotional, saying that: "I'm a black American, I am proud of my race. I am proud of who I am. I have a lot of pride and dignity... I have a skin disorder that destroys the pigmentation of my skin, it's something that I cannot help, OK? But when people make up stories that I don't want to be what I am it hurts me... It's a problem for me that I can't control."[148] Jackson also responded to tabloid rumors about the amount of plastic surgery he had had done, saying that he's had "Very, very little. I mean you can count on my two fingers," and furthermore said that "I've never had my cheekbones done, never had my eyes done, never had my lips done and all this stuff, they just go too far."[148] Further, Jackson wrote in his 1988 autobiography Moon Walk that he only had two rhinoplastic surgeries and the surgical creation of a cleft in his chin, while attributing the noticeable change in the structure of his face to puberty and diet.[149]

2016-05-23 05:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is a simple treatment really. All you need to do is obtain a syringe and some Clorox bleach. Make sure its Clorox! Then just inject the bleach into each individual pore on your face, a drop will do it. Make sure to clean your face with alcohol before you do it though, you wouldn't want an infection.

2006-12-21 05:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Azathoth 2 · 0 1

to make himself seem less threatening to little children he plans to molest.

See he wants parents to see beyond the stereotype of blacks being criminals and send him thier children for his neverland sex camp.

If he appears white, then people's natural prejudieces are lowered and the really dumb ones send thier little boys for a michael jackson colonoscapy.

2006-12-21 09:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by bluto blutarsky2 3 · 0 1

Because he can't hang with the boyz in the hood, so he decided to become a white boy.

2006-12-21 06:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

he had a condition where his skin was bleaching itself so to look "normal" he just bleached the whole thing.

if you believe that. that's what he said

2006-12-21 05:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Brett R 2 · 1 0

He is weird & eccentric! Money can do that to people but I thinks he has always been very strange!?

2006-12-21 05:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Tara F 1 · 0 1

Wouldn't most of us like to know the "real" answer to that.

2006-12-21 06:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You must not listen to music.

2006-12-21 05:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Nicholais S 6 · 0 0

Now that is the best thing I heard all day!!!

2006-12-21 07:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf Apple 3 · 0 1

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