youre going down Norris
2006-12-21 05:02:29 · 21 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
GET HIM STEVEN!!!!!!
2006-12-21 05:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Whiskerboy Litterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be Careful! Top Ten Chick Norris Facts
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2006-12-21 05:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Robert F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No...Death wishes for Chuck Norris...
2006-12-21 05:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if you'd win or Chuck Norris. I'd pay big money to see the fight though.
2006-12-21 05:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is thought that if you dream of death you are going to die.........in actuality if you dream you die Chuck Norris finds you and kills you
2006-12-21 20:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He alwas wishes for the worse Yes?
2006-12-21 05:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is considerd the most leathal person alive.
thats a sobering thought. he is one bad ........
2006-12-21 05:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Steven Colbert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, close but Steven seagal . I was told he was taught a special type of art in Asia.
2006-12-21 05:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Monet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
death wish
2006-12-21 05:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's shagging Christie Brinkley on the set of those total gym commercials... what does he need from you that he doesn't already have?
2006-12-21 05:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to chucknorrisfacts.com! You'll LYAO
2006-12-21 05:04:17 · answer #11 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋