2006-12-21 04:07:37 · 6 answers · asked by Frank M 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I have a friend, who, LMAO is a bit twisted, but he hated his job, and so, he'd hang out for an extra five minutes after the office closed and then he'd leave little notes on all of the upper management office chairs that said:
"I bare a.s.s.ed your chair to keep it warm for you. You're welcome! ~ Your Secret Admirer
It wasn't long before his giggles gave him away. I don't think he ever did really bareass the chair, but OMG, it was hillarious. And, he um, doesn't work there anymore.
2006-12-21 04:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by sdkramer76 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd have to go with Andy. Fight Club is the ultimate movie for today's men brought up by women with no male role model to look up to! Edward Norton is the best actor ever!
2006-12-21 04:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rajan S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Recreate that scene from Edward Norton's movie "Fight Club". He started punching himself while his boss stood in front of him looking speechless. I thought that scene was hilarious! He got fired and got money for the damages!
2006-12-21 04:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have an affair with your boss, then tell your boss's wife about
it because your boss said he was just waiting for her to leave
and really loves you. Guess what...your boss doesn't love you...
the wife doesn't care...and you've just lost your job.
2006-12-21 04:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by txharleygirl1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've been wondering the same thing for about the last year. I'd do what Andy suggests. lol.
2006-12-21 04:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
start rearranging your boss's desk and nag him/her all the time...follow them to meetings, luches, and sometimes to the bathroom...lol...
2006-12-21 04:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by Devi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋