Its my new favorite christmas song!
I personally like it backstage at the CMAs =9
2006-12-21 03:55:21 · 8 answers · asked by woah 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
giggle, look it up on youtube, its way easy to find.
2006-12-21 04:05:53 · update #1
I keep seeing the lyrics written as "it's a dick in a box", when it is actually "it's *my* dick in a box".....
Besides, "a dick in a box" sounds like a gift from John Wayne Bobbitt.
:)
2006-12-21 15:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by bashfulmonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey girl, I got something real important to give ya So just sit down and llisten
Girl you know we've been together for such a long long time, Such a long time
Now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Well you know its Christmas and my heart is open wide
oh my god
Gonna give ya something so you know what's on my mind
What is on my mind
A gift real special so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real
Wanna get ya something from the heart
Something special girl
It's a dick in a box, a dick in a box, girl
It's a dick in a box, (oohoohooh)
A dick in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs given and I got just the one.
Something to show ya that you are second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
1 cut a hole in a box
2 put your junk in that box
3 make her open the box
thats the way ya do it
It's a dick in a box, a dick in a box, girl
a dick in a box, (oohoohooh) a dick in a box, girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukah, dick in a box
Kwanza , dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
over at your parents house, a dick in a box
mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the cma's, a dick in a box
yea whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
a dick in a box, a dick in a box (repeats)
one of the best skits ever
2006-12-21 08:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by aligrespeq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked both. I did well in high school and college. I had a lot of friends at both. High School was free for me, so I miss that. I had a scholarship to college so tuition was free, but I had to pay for books. The books are usually expensive. In college you are not in class all day and can make your own schedule, so you have more time to spend on other non school things. I had good teachers in both high school and college. I had to study less in college, because I didn't have 7 classes at once like i high school. But that's because I took no more than 4 at a time. You can choose if you go full time or part time too.
2016-05-23 05:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, give me a backstage pass to the CMAs and I'll give you just what you asked for!
2006-12-21 03:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by OneMadSquid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over at your parents house my d*ck in a box...best thing to ever come out of SNL in like 10-20 years
2006-12-21 04:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was hilarious, but I don't want to hear it on the radio. That one time on You Tube was good enough for me.
2006-12-21 04:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!! ESPECIALLY WHEN JT HAD A SMALL BOX ON HIS....
2006-12-21 04:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it do you have a link
2006-12-21 03:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋