2006-12-21 03:27:40 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not me piggy. We're having beef!
2006-12-21 03:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This little piggy went to market (sold as bacon)
This little piggy stayed home (sold as honeybaked ham)
This little piggy had roast beef (later sold as specialty ham)
This little piggy had none (wal-mart lunchmeat)
This little piggy cried "wheee wheee wheee" all the way home
(home raised and slaughtered swine)
YUM YUM YUM...if it weren't for the eatin' so many pigs wouldn't be bred and raised. But ya'll are sweet animals while you're around.
2006-12-21 03:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* I'm having your little friend Little Miss Hen for dinner on Monday. And I'll be eating her sister Little Miss Hen II for New Year's Day. Your cousins are safe with me little piggy!
2006-12-21 03:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by angel_of_thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES I AM.....With cherries and pineapple on top. I plan on eating as much ham fat & ham rice as possible in a few days. Then for the next three days after wards I will feel bad. It's all good tho and worth it.
:P
2006-12-21 03:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just personalised the menu. Ok NO WAY I'm gonna be responsible for the slaughter of any cutie porkies. Until I forget the image , I m gonna stay Veggie.
2006-12-21 17:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Bullet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me. I'm sick of your cousins. My husband gets dead pig for free from work and I've eaten way more than any person ever should in a lifetime.
2006-12-21 03:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok pal. In light of Charlottes Web being re-released, we will not be having any pork products. We are having a roast beef I believe.
Rum shots to you!
2006-12-21 03:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Normally I would but this year we still have the extra free Turkey,
Sorry Tom.....but this little piggy will live for Easter
2006-12-21 03:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I only have a platter for you "BABE." I am going to serve you with a dazzlingly delicious cranberry sauce glaze which is my own recipe and folks just RAVE about it. Now don't you feel special?
2006-12-21 03:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am just a ham though
and my Sister is roasting a hole pig for christmas
2006-12-21 03:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, what about my friend Pigglet. I think I better put him up in a motel until after the holidays.
2006-12-21 03:30:53 · answer #11 · answered by T_I_GG_E_R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋