You go down to have a look, and find a fat, white-bearded man in a furry red outfit putting a whole bunch of presents under your christmas tree. He claims he's father Christmas and the reindeer arte waiting for him on the roof.
2006-12-21 00:30:58 · 36 answers · asked by Alyosha 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
THAT IS MY DREAM!!! lol.....I believed in Santa until I was 12...I know pathetic right? Even when my Dad told me he wasnt real I didnt believe him, I called him a liar...lol. I would love it....I always wished Santa was real! It would be AWESOME!
Have a very Merry Christmas!
2006-12-21 00:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmm the likelihood is that it'd be some spaced out heroin addict breaking into houses to steal presents to sell to buy drugs, unfortunately in our house what he'd meet is me, with a shotgun, in a very bad mood - the rest i will leave to your collective imaginations.
2006-12-21 00:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hand him some wrapping paper and tell him to get busy. What mother is asleep at 2am on Christmas Eve?
2006-12-21 00:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hide. He's grouchy on Christmas eve, and by the time he gets to my house at 2am he's also pi$$ed
2006-12-21 00:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish him a Merry Christmas, and offer him some bikkies and glass of beer. Quietly, though, as I wouldn't want my kids to see him. Kids aren't allowed to see Santa, you know.
2006-12-21 00:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Kesta♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's probably a burglar, using the guise of this fictitious character to fool you! don't be gullible, whop him over the head and if he is santa steal the present.
oh i'm so naughty...don't think he'll be visiting me this year eh?
2006-12-21 01:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd open a can of whoopass on Santa for not giving me what I asked for when I was 10.
2006-12-21 00:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by simon r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hit him in the head with the nearest hardest thing next to me, heehee
.......he is a stranger in my house, in the middle of the night and trespassing after all.
2006-12-21 00:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least this would prove Santa is alive and well, doing the job on Christmas Day.
2006-12-21 00:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Complain about that Malibu Barbie he gave me when I was 8.
Her head kept coming off.
2006-12-21 00:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋