2006-12-19 23:53:16 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love the smell of frottage in the morning...
I regularly rub myself against trees, bus stops, nuns on buses, the back of tills in MacDonalds.
IT'S MY RIGHT AS A MAN
2006-12-19 23:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Not personally.
But John Fortune and John Wells wrote a book called "A Melon for Ecstasy" about a guy who was very fond of trees, if you know what I mean.
Here's a picture of the book:
http://www.amazon.ca/Melon-Ecstasy-John-Fortune/dp/1853754706
The title is based, apparently, on an old Turkish proverb:
"A woman for duty
A boy for pleasure
A melon for ecstasy"
Well, you did ask!
2006-12-20 00:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only with the tree's permission
2006-12-19 23:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog has a habit of rubbing his bum against a tree...the shame !
2006-12-19 23:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. That would be rude to the tree.
2006-12-19 23:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by strawberrycrush 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for a while, but I've been known to indulge from time to time.
2006-12-20 00:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
when my back scratches and that i'm in wild life with nothing else to help me, yes i do
2006-12-20 00:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but Prehistoric Monsters do a.k.a. Fat Chicks.
2006-12-19 23:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Feminist Hunter 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. But some of my best friends are Druids.
2006-12-19 23:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by £º$∑® 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I did. Then i got this sticky stuff over me. It wouldn't come off - again.
2006-12-20 00:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋