South Park: does anyone know the lyrics of.....?

Question

Does anyone know what Kenny is saying in the south park christmas song with Mr Hankey "the most offensive christmas song ever"?

Answer 1

Check it out.. I actually found lyrics to the song.

Howdy ho
Virgin mary was sleepin'
When angel gabriel appeared
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother."
But mary thought that was weird
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year."
But then gabriel said to mary
"My child, have no fear."

Oh, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, mary
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down
You're still a virgin in the eyes of god

There was no room at the inn
When mary and joseph did arrive
But they were so very tired, you see
And mary had to offer a bribe
Since she had no money
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, mary
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of christ
If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
To suck some dick to get a room for the night!

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed
But again, gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

"You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, mary
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one that hangs in the nation
Fellatio ain't no sin. go on and blow those three wise men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, mary
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
People will remember your name quick. they'll say "damn, that ***** could suck a good dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy

[Slowing] 'cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and [normal] joy
Mary, mary, suck that dick

It doesn't clarify exactly who's saying what, but I'm sure you can figure it out. I'm suprised Kenny was singing actual "lyrics" to the song.. Most everything he says on South Park is muffled and improvised, right there on the spot. I suppose Matt and Trey want us to "make what we will" of the "Mffft Mffffft Mother Mffffng Mffft's". Heh.

Merry fxcking Christmas.

Answer 2

It may be on their official website. Besides that, I haven't a clue.

Answer 3

Try lyrics.com

Answer 4

I didn't think Kenny was saying anything, as he can't speak! He just mumbles.