is there really oo in typhoo?

Question

I`ve just come off night shift and need a pick me up to do my other job at air traffic control.........found a box of typhoo in someone locker....made a brew.....only now don`t feel any better.....anyone else used this brand and felt cheated.......

Answer 1

I think you would have been better off going to Scunthorpe 'cos there's plenty of c***s there. Actually, the tea manufacturers use bogus Chinese names as at the end of the nineteenth century they used to make all sorts of false claims about the medicinal value of tea. They stopped them doing that but you can still see the bogus names in Typhoo and PG Tips (PG stands for Pre-Gestee). By the way, Peter Mandelson was the genius behind the most recent advertising campaign - there's a man that everyone can really trust (!)

Answer 2

Ha ha, you will find the 'oo' in typhoo when you make a mistake from working so many shifts, air traffic control, yeah right, have a lovely Christmas.

Answer 3

abdul, are you being naughty and taking things out of peoples lockers? Also, you couldn't do two jobs and one being air traffic control as they wouldn't let you.

Try pro plus. There's no oo in it but they will keep you going.

Answer 4

ha ha
yes there is oo in typhoo the same way there is oo in loon.

Answer 5

Try Ringtons for tea-- delivered to your door and makes waking up a pleasure--having a cuppa right now---- marvellous :o)

Answer 6

there is no oo in typhoo....sorry mate!

Answer 7

Its my least favourite. Tetley all the way mate.

Answer 8

no i dear