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santa; because he gives presents.

2006-12-19 17:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You are a very scary person to even ask such a foolish question.
JESUS would never fight with Santa. And Santa would be too
afraid to fight with JESUS. DON'T PLAY WITH JESUS, HE IS
WATCHING YOU! And HE loves even you, Small Man.

2006-12-20 04:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by gailpendarvis 3 · 0 0

Jesus and Satan fights NOT Jesus and Santa. I would help Jesus if He had a fight with the Satan.

2006-12-20 02:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by . 1 · 0 0

I will help you, because you think too much of weird things. Jesus and Santa Claus will never fight, ever!

2006-12-20 02:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by anobangtanong 3 · 0 0

None of them. Jesus will never need my help to fight satan. Jesus is all powerful. Jesus is lord and master over satan. Satan can not even win a battle with me for Jesus is by myside, how much more Jesus. A word from Jesus christ is enough to defeat satan- that evil one who can only beat the unreedeemed by the blood of Jesus chrsit.
Phl 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of [things] in heaven, and [things] in earth, and [things] under the earth;

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2006-12-20 02:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by PRINCESS Tiffany 2 · 0 0

I'd steer clear. Jesus wouldn't need my help, and I'd hate to end up where Santa would end up.

2006-12-20 02:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by Vince 3 · 0 0

Why would they fight in the first place? I doubt that Jesus would fight anyone except Satan, and anything except temptation.

2006-12-20 03:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by hellofriend! 3 · 0 0

Neither, because Jesus will win on His own!

2006-12-20 11:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Tigger 5 · 0 0

Jesus, not that He'd need my help

2006-12-20 01:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by ensnentill 5 · 1 0

You are a freaking retard!!!! hows that for an answer???

2006-12-20 02:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by Pelon 1 · 0 0

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