Example:
There won't be snow in Africa this christmas time. (do they know it's Christmas time)
Beach boys:Christmas comes each time this year.
Duh!
2006-12-19 17:43:14 · 10 answers · asked by DRNoraSarasin 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As you mentioned, all related to snow, skates, etc.
In South America is not even fairly cold this time of the year, we do not have any snow, we just "imported" that ideas mainly form the US and Europe, so what's the use ?
For us this is ridiculous, not for you, but it's for us, obviously.
2006-12-19 17:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Classy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a song by Jeff Fox Worthy and it goes like this....
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas
Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart!
(Jeff) Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
Well you cleaned up! Whadya git?
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas.
(Jeff) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours too?
Yea!
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
No, they're redneck gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.
Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-dive.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.
Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the car key outta your ear.
That's where the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.
2006-12-19 17:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Mary D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at the store and the music piped in went "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow," and the cashier griped "I freaking hate snow!!!" and the lyrics originally without that reaction wouldn't have been that bad, but this particular Christmas it dumped two or three feet of snow on us and I sort of agreed with him. It makes the song sound stupider after a major blizzard.
2006-12-19 19:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Armitage 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rocking Around the Christmas Tree makes me want to castrate myself with a rock.
2006-12-19 17:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by monjooboo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Burger King Christmas - by the Retard Choir...
2006-12-19 17:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma got run over by a reindeer ..
Jingle Bells Batman smells, Robin laid an egg ..
2006-12-19 17:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by DepthsOfMyEyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ring Those Christmas Bells, ding dong ding dong from 1948
2006-12-19 17:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL CHRISTMAS LYRICS!!! WAIT NO NOT ALL SORRY. UM jingle bells is the dumbest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-19 17:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by 2 Minutes ago 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"all i want for Christmas is my two front teeth!?"
Thats a gay song!
2006-12-19 17:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That "rup-ah-bum-bum" song is kinda fruity and odd
2006-12-19 17:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by cloudyskies 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋