HELP! my baby is ill!!?

Question

I have a three week old baby that I picked up from the pawn shop. I traded a Timex watch for him. WHy can't he talk yet? Why isn't he walking? they've ripped me off, haven't they? Shall I send him back????!

Answer 1

I would demand my watch back if I were you. Keep in mind that if your baby were talking, more likely than not, he would be screaming and crying as babies do. You're lucky he's quiet. Before he starts that nonsense, go demand the watch back from the pawn broker.

Answer 2

people are strange the little ones are the worst