2006-12-19 16:59:10 · 16 answers · asked by chinacat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dropped the shotgun and it fired off by accident. Honest, Pa! I didn't mean to shoot the engine out of the truck.
2006-12-19 17:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Half of the time when I was little, I was sick between kindergarten and 3rd grade. Half of THAT time, I used to fake being sick. One time, when I REALLY didn't feel like being in class, I faked having a stomachache. Luckily, my head felt warm for no reason and the teacher believed me. I went to the nurse's office and they told me to lay down for a few minutes while they helped the principal with something and took my temp. This was during winter, so I put the thermometer on the heater for a minute or two and luckily was able to get it high enough to send me home! Ahhh, those were the days lol
2006-12-19 17:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by luna_ali_cat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, the most bogus lie I ever told is when I was stealing my usual hams from the super market, I told them that I was fat so they let me go.
2006-12-19 17:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Zach S 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had just started a new job but I was on a binge, so I had to call-in. I said, "Well, my mom... (long pause)... she died..." I just didn't tell them how many years ago she died. I felt low-down enough for using that for an excuse, but when my check had 3 days of bereavement pay on it I felt like even more of an a$$hole. So I went on another binge. But it didn't help. So I went to rehab and got clean. That helped. I told my nowadays boss right off the bat that my mom has long since passed away, and that if I ever tell him I'm calling off because of someone dying, it's really me who's killing myself--so call the rehab police right away!
2006-12-19 17:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mother found a few joints sitting on the kitchen table....with a smile I said, "so thats where my cigarettes were"... it was soo obvious i was lying.... I'm the worst liar ever, I almost always have a stupid smile on my face when i lie... but she just carried on with her business...
2006-12-19 17:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by bom-chika-wah-wah!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 when I was in High school me and a friend got all dressed up and wrote notes to the priciple telling him that we had to attend a friends funeral and to release us early.
#2 I called in to work and told them I could not come in until late B/C someone broke into my house and I had to wait until the locksmith got there so he could change the locks B4 I could go 2 work.
2006-12-19 17:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by DRNoraSarasin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't like about many things so i guess it's when i say "i'll give you a call sometime"- I get away with that one a lot ;)
2006-12-19 17:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by theWord 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's like finding a needle in a hay stack.
2006-12-19 17:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told a friend who was asking me to give her clothes from my wardrobe that I didn't have any in her size.
2006-12-19 17:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Telling people that I work for the "C.I.A.". I also told someone trying to sell me religion, that I was "Jewish", and he finally stayed the hell away from me.
2006-12-19 17:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by o 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋