I finally figured this out. Santa Claus is actually an employee of the American government paid to make and buy toys to distribute to little kids on Christmas Eve as a goodwill gesture.
He gets all his benefits; medical, dental, 401, pension (but why would he need one).
Anyone agree with me on this?
NOTE: This is merely out of humor and I don't really believe in the physical Santa.
2006-12-19 16:51:32 · 21 answers · asked by chrstnwrtr 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Sure, I'll go along with that! Except the part about not believing in Santa, of course. If he sees what you wrote, he'll put you on the "naughty" list. The rest of the year I think he drives a U.S. Mail truck like a bat out of. . .well, you-know-where.
2006-12-19 17:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well.. you have a very rational imagination. It would be an economical explanation of government behaviour ... if Santa is an employee of the American government, then the government is making out his pay cheques ... but who pays the government to do this unknowingly? Doesn't in come down to the good tax payers of America then? To pay the government to get entertainment ... euh... this is getting cynical I know. Well, that's where your logic brings me.
2006-12-19 16:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rox 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't agree - he's not employed by the American government. He's part of a secret organisation that is made up of all kinds of make believe creatures (fairy godmother, toothfairy, men who actually understand women etc)
The governments from all parts of the world send money to them and help them out when needed. (ie cover stories when they are spotted etc)
So you are close but it's not just America thats part of it
2006-12-19 16:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Katie G 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In fact, he gets two secret old age benefits the government still denies exist: the ability to not die, and the ability to visit every house, hut, tepee, cave and Winnebago on earth in one night. No wonder he is said to be a myth.
2006-12-19 16:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Who Knew? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bassicly Santa Clause was real but I do believe in your theory because he was originally thin but the Coco Kola company created the fat image of Santa. =)
2006-12-19 16:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by khwanlee92 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Santa!
Honest I do!
I want Santa to bring me ....
um...
a puppy with a wet pink nose...
No wait...
make that...
a Shirly Temple Dolly
NO...Wait Wait...
make that
A pair of red shoes!
Yup Yup thats what I want
A Shirley Temple dolly with red shoes!
Oh and I still want the puppy too!
2006-12-19 16:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by donamarie_1 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I hear he has a deal with the Kebler Elves. He takes all those cookies he gets and sells 'em to the little guys for a huge profit. That's how they get them to taste so homemade...
2006-12-19 16:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I do not agree with your Santa Claus theory.
2006-12-19 16:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by moonguardianluna 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I do and ya just spoiled for me. :( If ya don't belive ya won't get any toys at Christmas. Ha ha.
2006-12-19 16:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by dianehaggart 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
im going to give u some advice, dont ever and i mean ever try to be funny again cuz ur joke was so depressing i wanted to commit suicide
2006-12-19 17:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋