If I am to be killed, first off, I want it to be called an Assassination; and secondly, I want Dick Cheney, or someone wearing a Dick Cheney mask, to be my "marker."
2006-12-19 16:32:21 · 10 answers · asked by Internet Poster Child 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
normally, contemplating my own death would not be funny, but your question made me laugh so... I guess so!
Hehe, Dick...
2006-12-19 16:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Call 911 and talk to them about being killed off by Dick Cheney. By the way a reporter at CNN actually snickered to a reference of the accident. So to some people, at least, it might be comical.
2006-12-19 16:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by JudiBug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put down the Soldier of Fortune magazine, and go get some professional help!
2006-12-19 16:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can only be assassinated if you are a public figure, otherwise you were just murdered. I can not even imagine you in public office.
2006-12-19 17:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfpacker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do what you can to get Hillary Cliton elected president and it would be like pulling the trigeer yourself.
2006-12-19 16:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Scott B 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Assassination is not comical.
2006-12-19 17:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by fatsausage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there are a lot of people who'd love to help you out with that one...
2006-12-19 16:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They have medication. Seek help.
2006-12-19 16:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out more often.
2006-12-19 16:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get mental help
2006-12-19 16:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by todd s 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋