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I accidently left a tube of Krazy Glue where he usually keeps his KY....

2006-12-19 15:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A second chance to ignore him? Sweet.

2006-12-19 23:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by 1K 6 · 0 0

I didn't have to do anything special--he has a weakness for Southern Belles. I made him feel like a KING.

2006-12-20 00:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I gave a better bj than his wife did and now i have to do it worse than she does

2006-12-19 23:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by BoTToms UP 5 · 0 0

I made the cucumber happy again.

HE HE

Sorry that was so bad

2006-12-19 23:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah yeah, I asked him if he wanted a better haircut!

2006-12-19 23:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0 0

Scalped him with my samurai sword

2006-12-19 23:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 0 0

oh yeah.....sorry nut.... i won't dream of working 4 u....but i don't mind u leaving some of ur money and property on my doorstep

2006-12-19 23:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by sweet babe 2 · 0 0

helped him to finally decide to get a makeover...damn he looks like a rat..

2006-12-19 23:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0 0

uhh, I haven't been managing my time or money very well, he is disappointed in me, but he hasn't given up yet!

2006-12-20 00:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by jennycf2 4 · 0 0

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