Let's face it, for many, many years he has had a very lucrative business in the game & toy industry and delivering toys to all the neighborhoods except those who don't believe in Christmas and Jesus. Like in organized crime, he keeps a list of who's been naughty and who's been nice. Would you agree or disagree?
2006-12-19 15:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Pretty much the godfather of the north pole. Better be careful, he might send an elf (soldier) after you.
2006-12-19 15:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Brandy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well Santa Claus came from a reel person a saint from Turkey that would always give presents to kids on Christmas in the late 1800s. His name was "Saint Nickolas" and the Germans said it something like Santa Claus and that is how we Americans got it. Its all good except if it takes away from the true meaning of Christmas, that is Jesus Christ.
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-19 15:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by camohuntergirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa Claus is in his Hanes brief sitting by the fireplace right now reading your question. He said his intent is innocent. He only wants to be popular- that's why he's giving presents. He doesn't want to make the naughty children happy.
2006-12-21 23:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot of persons are saying the North Pole, yet i understand in a distinctive way. He apparently lives on your doorstep mom's abode in Cuba. He lost a pair pound and shaved his beard. as a substitute of wearing purple each and every of the time, he wears purple T-shirts and khaki pants! it particularly is why once you pass to her, there are white curly hairs everywhere and supposedly "Liquid Marshmallow" stains on the customer mattress. i assume Santa forgot approximately how he has to look for Christmas.... :(
2016-10-18 12:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah he's kind of like the Godfather--great mental image of thug elves doling out coal and switches--But why would Santa consider someones view on Jesus?
2006-12-19 15:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by MamaCat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, you forget that he's also a slave master keeping those elves ignorant and cut off from the outside world forcing them to make these toys and what about the environmental impact of an unregulated factory maybe he's the cause of "global warming". we should stop this madman SANTA MUST GO!!! ; )
2006-12-19 15:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Austin Powers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that he uses the toys to smuggle coke out of the north pole
2006-12-19 15:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by allen=[\m/] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have way to much free time on your hands.
Why would you bring that up this time of year?
I don't think Santa would like that!
But have you noticed if you rearrange SANTA you get SATAN???
2006-12-19 15:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mark B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you find a horsehead in your bed this Christmas you will know the answer.
2006-12-19 15:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by Gibaudrac D 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes hes a pimp! did you not now that? no he not a crime lord!
2006-12-19 15:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋