For me, it was sitting on a canister of pencils that were pointy end up.
It still counts if you were bandaged by your parents or somebody else.
2006-12-19 14:00:31 · 18 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
havng my first baby.
nothing like having god and country looking up your hoochie.
2006-12-19 14:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh boy... I've told this one several times.
Several years ago I had broken a lamp and used super glue to repair it. Instead of putting the super glue away I put it into my front pants pocket. To make a long story short, I fell asleep on the couch, the top from the glue came loose, leaked through my pocket, onto my "private." Ended up in the emergency room. To make matters worse, the next door neighbor was the attending physician in the emergency room!
2006-12-19 22:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by sammycoleman1964 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in the hospital once and my doctor came in to put in one of those devices that you can withdraw blood through. All my veins were bad and he decided to put that in to keep me from being stuck so much. When he tried to put it in, he punctured my lung.
Another doctor came in to remove the device and put another one in. He also had to put in a chest tube to relieve the fluid off of my lung. He came in to check it every day for like 3 days and goes on vacation. He leaves another doctor in charge. When he decided it was time for the chest tube to come out, he came in and threw my hospital gown back and said "there's no modest way to do this". I was so embarrassed because I didn't have any underwear at all on. I just wanted to die. I was trying to cover up but it was hard to do while he was taking the chest tube out and stitching me up. That was the most embarrassing thing that I needed medical attention for.
2006-12-19 22:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcasperartweety 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The several times I was knocked out when I was a kid. It should not happen to any kid more than once or twice, I knew that even then (I figured it out based on how mortified all the adults were, especially the 2 and 3rd times).
2006-12-19 22:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by Yo it's Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the psych ward of the hospital for three days because my doctor prescribed too high a dosage of Effexor and it made me hallucinate, among other things.
2006-12-19 22:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked at a clinic where a woman had to have a bottle cap removed from her Va Jay Jay... Can U guess her profession?
Also had a patient that had two condoms removed...
Another - One horribly old condom - Smell was no good...
2006-12-19 22:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Buttercup - VP Bamma Fan Club 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pulled a ligament in my foot --- while I was sleeping! I had my foot jammed up against the foot-board of my bed during the night. The extreme pressure from pressing my foot against the foot-board caused the ligament to tear. Eek. What a klutz. :D
2006-12-19 22:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by Juliet DeVaux 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a tampon stuck in me once. I didn't actually go seek medical help in person, but I did call a "Dial-a-Nurse" line. I eventually got it out. That nurse was probably laughing and telling the other nurses.
2006-12-19 22:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by pak1789 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had to get stitches on my butt :D
I was spinning in circles as a kid, and landed in the garbage. Wouldn't you know it, the razor-sharp lid of a can got me. I feel like Forrest Gump.
2006-12-24 01:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Little Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got an abseth tooth (sp?) and I woke up looking like Jay Leno's chin.
2006-12-19 22:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First period! Blood was on my new white skirt! :( But that was about 13 years ago!
2006-12-19 22:04:10 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋