With regards to a group of people stuck in a haunted house for the night....?

Question

Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or3 that includes these movie/tv quotes?
1. You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
2. Shucks, and I sent my autograph book to the cleaner.
3. Heaven help me. I love a psychotic!
4. She just ran through here like a dingbat outta hell.
5. Get me an ice bag, will you?
For your head?
No , I want to build an igloo.
6. Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's lib and a bald headed kid.


(Do you happen to know what movie and tv show these quotes are from?)

This is not homework,friend. Just a fun,creative spot on Yahoo. .

Answer 1

We just received a call from a frantic woman saying her son had not been home in three days. My chief put me on the scene. I went to the woman's house to get a description of her kid and find out where he might have been. She said the last time she heard from him he was going to a haunted house with a friend, his mom, and his mom's sister.

"Can you tell me anything about these people?" I asked her.

"Well, my son's friend is not a smart kid. I have a picture of him and my son together if you want it." She hands me a picture of her bald son and his friend. "His mom is one of those women's rights activists, that's really all I know about her, but her sister used to be in my sewing club and she is a meathead if you know what I mean."

"Sure, mam, but I don't see what that has to do with your son's disappearance."

"You said to tell you anything I knew about them."

"You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point. Well, I think I've got everything I need from you here, I'll go see the haunted house now. You said it was on Gordon Street right?"

"Yes."

I left there and went straight to the haunted house. The press beat me there. How they got wind of this story I may never know but standing in front of me was my x-husband. He left me to try to become a reporter for the Chanel 3 news and I still haven't gotten over it.

"Hello, honey." he says to me. "You said I'd never get on the news well this is going to be my big break. Do want my autograph before I become famous."

"Shucks, and I sent my autograph book to the cleaner." I replied.

"You're going to regret that," he said and literally stuck his nose in the air like a young child.

"Heaven help me. I love a psychotic," I thought to myself.

I had to break into the door to get inside the house. Inside, I found all four of the people the woman mentioned earlier. Dead. It appeared they had been stuck inside this haunted house and were all at the top of the stairs and fell off. All four of them together.

One of the women working on the camera crew got sick and ran out of the house.

My husband had been upstairs looking around, "Have you seen Jane, our camera lady?"

"Yeah, She just ran through here like a dingbat outta hell. Not that I really care....What's that." I saw something at the bottom of the stairs. It looked like a cell phone. I bent to pick it up when I cracked my head on the bottom rail of the stairway. "Oooow."

"Are you alright?" my X asked.

"Yeah, Get me a bag of ice will you?"

"For your head?"

"No, I want to build an igloo, of course for my head you idiot!"

Well, I wrapped up this case and sent some one else to tell the poor lady about her son.

Later that night, I was watching the news and there was the love of my life reporting. "Huh, he really did it." Amused I watched him telling of the case when to the horror of my ears he quotes me to have said, "Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's lib and a bald headed kid."

I think I'm gonna sue him.

Answer 2

shucks, i sent my autograph book to the cleaner, what am i going to do now? "well you could just go and get all the autographs over again". well that would suck, but you have a point. an idiotic one, but a point none the less, its going to take me forever to get these back. [she enters the haunted house] hello, is anyone here? a bald child comes tumbling down the stairs, and lands on his head. he looks up at her and says " get me an ice bag, will you? for your head? no, i want to build an igloo, it would freeze my brain if i put it on my head. the woman says, yes, my husband likes to build igloos as well, and then cries, heaven, help me. i love a psycotic... and then went storming from the room. the other characters come in and ask the bald child, who was that lady? she just ran through here like a dingbad outa hell. the child replies, she came for her autographs sir, she lost the book that we signed already. why would she possibly want our autographs so badly? i mean, what a bunch that is: a meathead, a dingbat, a woman's lib, and you, a bald headed kid, and she thought her husband was a psycotic.

Answer 3

I sleep on a bamboo mattress in a room stuffed with open umbrellas with all the home windows open and the dream-catcher the wrong way up. The bed room was once transformed from a torture cellphone within of a critically haunted condominium which was an unlawful insane asylum that tortured it is sufferers, and was once on an indian burial flooring, which doubles as a grave backyard and a gang frame-dumping web site. Before I acquired the condominium, the prior house owners, a few serial-killing arsonist torture-loving butter churners, had a time table for the web site earlier than they had been brutally murdered and dismemberedin what continues to be an unsolved thriller. They had a decent time table for the trade they ran on the web site. This was once the time table: Every Monday was once misled Pegan cult animal sacrificing day. Wednesday was once Christian extremely-violent exorcism day. Thursday was once suicide day, 50% off of all ropes and razors. Friday was once corpse burning day, 50% off for drug gangs and seventy five% off for weapon smugglers. Disappointingly, within the 3 years I've lived on this condominium, the one intriguing factor that has occurred is I acquired a carry at paintings and one of the most hearth hydrants around the avenue exploded and rainy a few ferns.

Answer 4

I don't have time to write the paragraph right now, but the movie and TV show was "ALL IN THE FAMILY", most of these are Archie Bunker's quotes.

Answer 5

I'm no great paragraph writer but I know the quotes are from All About Eve.

Hope that helps and good luck!

Answer 6

Sorry the only one I know is #6 - All in the Family....Archie Bunker.
actually I think, now that I reread it, they are all from the same show.