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Dont Worry, I wont laugh.

2006-12-19 13:33:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Hahaha!! I started laughing the moment I remembered this :) After having a couple of drinks me and 2 other friends were headed to this private party in the woods. We were each walking way ahead of the other in a line and I was in the middle. It was almost pitch black and there were branches and crap in the way and all of a sudden I heard a scream from my friend who was way ahead of me so I hurried to where he was and he was like "DUDE STOP!!!!!!!" but it was too late, my body was already in free fall off this 4 1/2 foot mini cliff and into the same HUGE pond of mud as he. As the 3rd guy was coming to see what the hell was going on we decided to just sit back and not say anything asides from "we're over here!!". Two of us were already up to our chins literally in mud so we quickly figured we're all going to the party like that. Just as expected guy #3 does a faceplant into the mud factory right before our eyes. Laughing our assses off and drenched in mud we make our entrances to the party and everyone is like what the hell happened to these fools!??? I swear our stomachs almost bled from the laughter. We were all dressed in slacks and ties btw :)

2006-12-19 14:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by Product of Conception 3 · 1 0

I'd have to say it was carrying a stuffed frog aroudn Germany and getting lauged at by everybody. I had to do it for a class of 1st graders. Fortunately, I don't know German so I didn't know what they were saying about me..my friend who's German did and she said I was glad I didn't get the language.

Here's a picture I took of a guy I saw in the street dressed up as a frog with the frog.
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/prncssprple/princesspurple/froginthecity.jpg

2006-12-19 22:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 0 0

This one time, me and my buddies were all going out to the club and we've been drinking the whole night, well...we had to go and it was a long drive, so we forced the sober driver to stop by the side of the road. We all get out to go by a fence but theres a huge ditch between us and the fence we didn't see. We all walk and fall head first into the ditch with our zippers down. ps. It rained the whole night before so that ditch wasen't pretty.

2006-12-19 21:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was in the middle of a test when all of a sudden I let out a nice long fart.At first they accused a boy in my class.He was known for farting in class when everybody came back into the room I was jsut sitting there doing the test.So they all found out it was me.

2006-12-19 21:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by debralizjr 4 · 0 0

I was in a restarant and had a very bad case of gas. Every time I took a step I would make a very large toot.

2006-12-19 21:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by tenshy2000 1 · 1 0

i live in brooklyn, and i go to highschool in new york, so i take the train basicaly every day, so yeah...i will never forget this...but when i got off the train and walking down the stairs to go to the street and cross 2 blocks to get to highschool...suddenly i realized my belt was too tight around my waist,and when i move the belt had pressure and the belt cord popped and flew hard and hit some old chinese dude in the back of the head and he was yelling foreign language ''YOO YING!! GAYYOO dee!?'' i was like managing to hold my pants up, it was embarrasing a 45 min train ride and i had to go to school with me holding my pants up, i looked like one of those gangsta kids...lol..

2006-12-19 21:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by a lonely soul 1 · 2 0

My foot fell asleep when I was at an awards ceremony and when I was called to receive my award... I couldn't stand up!!! I ended up falling down into the people around me!

2006-12-19 21:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by ulu2011 2 · 1 1

A freind of mine taking away my chair and me falling on my back in front of some 45 people, she didn't do it on porpouse.

2006-12-20 17:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

During School I was in class and all of the sudden I farted like crazy!!! All of My friends were like who's farting and I said that i was farting and everyone laughted at me and I was totally embarresed.

2006-12-19 21:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda P 4 · 1 0

I was at a dennys at two in the morning and this drunk guy paid my bill and stole my silverware then spilled his beer all over the place

2006-12-19 21:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by The Prince 4 · 1 1

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