2006-12-19 11:19:28 · 10 answers · asked by lillian t 1 in Sports ➔ Winter Sports ➔ Curling
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
2006-12-19 11:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ill tell u hope u dont die of laughing lol this kid was driving down the street and this girl had a bikini on so he crashed into a fire hydrant me and my dad laughed all the way home what a nerd turns out he was the girls neibor we drove for 2 hours. laughing lol it was on the news the next day so funny.
2006-12-19 21:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. A very open-ended question indeed.
2006-12-19 19:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by My Shadoe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're funny lolz
2006-12-19 21:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by ispakles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing here
2006-12-19 19:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by cheeseburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way you spell, that's what's so funny...
2006-12-19 19:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You spelled dude wrong.
2006-12-20 07:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your face!
2006-12-22 01:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fart you cut.
2006-12-19 19:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh...that face!!!! OH MY GOSH
2006-12-19 19:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Scubble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋