A driver is stopped by a police officer.
Driver: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Driver: "No sir, I was going 65."
Driver's wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The driver gives her a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Driver: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The driver gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Driver: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The driver turns to his wife and yells,
Driver: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks,
Officer: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
2006-12-19 10:57:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was awesome! I just shared it with my coworkers and they agree!
2006-12-19 11:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by heartbreaker6713 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Very Nice! Gotta to love that woman..
2006-12-19 18:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Very amusing.
2006-12-19 18:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by baubles_and_awesomeness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice copy and paste.
2006-12-19 19:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Rick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2006-12-19 19:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Shadoobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats is funny i mean wow thats good
2006-12-19 19:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2006-12-19 18:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excelent Joke !!! LOL.
2006-12-23 17:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL... that's great... glad the boss has his door closed so he can't hear me laughing....
2006-12-19 19:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-19 19:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by SKYDOGSLIM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋