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2006-12-19 09:29:03 · 7 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There was a man drowning in the water, a boat comes by and asks "Do u need any help?" The man replied "no god will save me" the boat went on..Then another boat came by and asked the same question and agin the man replied " no god will save me" The man drowned. When the man went to heaven he asked "God, why didnt u save me?" God replied "I sent u 2 boats u big dummy"
lol lol lol
2006-12-19 09:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by beck<3. 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The last jock I heard was San Francisco ex quarter backer 49 er Steve Young on a commercial for Toyota cars that's the last Jock I heard :)
2006-12-19 21:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any jocks or jokes. Except for Terrell Owens. He's both.
2006-12-19 17:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by mreed316 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one:
A guy went to the restaurant, and ordered a glass of water and a piece of bread.
The waiter said to him:
"Why, it's a holiday. Why don't you order something else and celebrate."
And the guy said:
"OK, a bucket of water and a loaf of bread".
2006-12-19 17:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sergiy Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't hear jocks!
2006-12-19 17:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by DG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY...I DON'T LISTEN TO JOCK'S!!!
2006-12-19 18:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by -------- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE DUCK DUCKED
2006-12-19 17:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋