If you had THESE buttons in front of you which ones would you pick to press?

Question

If you had these three buttons in front of you which ones would you press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn yourself into a Cat
( o ) Turn yourself into a Statue
( o ) Turn yourself into a Chocolate
( o ) Turn yourself into Gold
( o ) Turn yourself into a Bunny

You can press as many as you like, and at the same time, but please describe what the effects would be and how the world would be like afterwards. Also why would you do it?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will be turned into Mistletoe)

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Answer 1

I would turn myself into all, but not at once, since that would indeed be quite a catastrophe; a half golden cat and half chocolate bunny statue? well well, what a predicament indeed. That is the one and only reason I would not press them all at once. I am determined to press the bunny button first however. I always thought that being a rabbit would be a quite enjoyable adventure until I witnessed a human being shooting my kind with paintball guns...then I would run back to the button and push it again and become my human self again. Secondly, I would definitely choose to be a cat...might as well be the animals first right? I would go and kill my first mouse and drag it back to the house and probably eat it then go lick myself clean. Then roam on back to the button and once again, turn back into a person. Thirdly I would push the chocolate button. How exciting to be chocolate. My only qualm with being chocolate is that I would either: A) melt or B) Crumble into an oblivion. So I would bite my hands off and then quickly push the button...Scream! and then press the gold and statue buttons. There you have it...a hand-less, screaming, golden, lady statue.

Answer 2

Gold Cat Statue = Sphinx
Gold Bunny Chocolate = Easter Candy
Gold Chocolate = Ferrero Rocheir
Cat Statue = Cheap Decoration at Halloween
Cat Bunny = The NEW hybrid
Chocolate Statue = Giant Stomach ache
Gold Statue = Decoration in Saddam's Palace
GOLD CHOCOLATE CAT-BUNNY STATUE = Really Stupid
I would pick the Gold Cat Statue, Revered world-wide as royalty!

Answer 3

OUt of those I would say the cat since the cat would have some chance of having a nice home where someone loved it and took care of it. Even if the cat didnt' find a human home, it could survive in the wild.. Bunnies dont' seem to do as well and a statue is just something for birds to poop on. Chocolate will be eaten and Gold will either be locked up and never see the light of day or knowing my luck I will be the new clit ring Anna Nichole Smith decides to piece herself with..

Answer 4

I would do the cat and the bunny ones just so I can see what it's like to be small and furry and cute and **** in a box...

The other 3 I would not push because once I was a statue, chocolate, or gold, i would not be able to move which would make it very difficult to push the button a second time and change myself back.

Answer 5

I would press the following buttons: Turn everyone into chocolate (twice) After pressing the button the first time, I would go to as many places as possible and rid the world of the worlds most heinous convicted criminals (serial rapists, murderers ect) by throwing their chocolate statues into the ocean to relieve the tax burden and protect the safety of law-abiding citizens. My original thought was to turn them to statues, but chocolate is far easier to lift than stone. With everyone still in chocolate form, I would systematically steal a substantial amount of money from banks, half of which to be redistributed to charities of my choice, half to keep for myself. After that, I know I'd be getting lonely. Then it would be time to press the button again and bring the people back.

Answer 6

Ok, I want to be a Chocolate bunny cat, Chocolate so when I am licking/cleaning myself (like cats and bunny's do) I taste my yummy goodness. A cat so I can be agile and a bunny so not only will I be able to jump well as a cat but my bunny legs will make me jump even higher. Plus I like those bunny ears lol.

Answer 7

I would turn myself into a cat so I can be friskey and play all day. I would lye in the warm sun while my master prepares my meal, then I would go eat, then go outside to chase butterflies and birds, I would walk pass the dog and wag my tail to taunt it, but he wouldn't be able to get me because he would be tied up. After that I would climb a tree and slap at a chipmunk, then I would climb down the tree and go home to drink milk and sit on my master's lap where I would be kissed, patted on the head and massaged until it were time to go to sleep in my kitty bed next to the fireplace so I would be nice and warm.

Answer 8

Cat ~ What a life they have. Many cats tend to live a nice healthy life for 20 people years. That 90 years in cat life. Just to meander around and lay on a nice warm lap/bed pillow. What a life!

Answer 9

Turn yourself into a Cat

Answer 10

cat, so that i can live in some old ladies home and get three square meals a day plus unlimited daydreaming and nap times.
everything for free, people always think your cute, you can poop without anyone bothering you(unlike dogs), and the stretching and jumping abilities look like fun!