sooner or later, one way or another, death will finally out best me. so i have to be ready for him!
2006-12-19 08:08:55 · 10 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Carved upon my stone
My body lie, but still I roam
2006-12-19 11:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by drunken pumpkin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me Lord!
2006-12-19 16:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I TOLD you I was ill.
Apparently that's on Peter Seller's tombstone.
How do you top that?
2006-12-19 16:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a person whit the best questions
2006-12-19 16:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by aura gcranberrymadurogustosocinc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for the amusement factor my personal favorite is, "I told you I was sick!"
2006-12-19 16:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Digital Haruspex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies ...., only made it to Level 1.
2006-12-19 16:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by DGS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It sure took him long enough to catch me"
I prefer
"This style headstone $250"
2006-12-19 16:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I always liked 'I told you I was ill'.
2006-12-19 16:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(insert your name )
please knock before entering
if this grave is a rocking don't come-a-knocking
best consumed before (date of deceased)
2006-12-19 16:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by I'm a brain in a Jar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"There really are stupid questions."
2006-12-19 16:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋