she was looking for a man to get her pregnant. I said, "Why?" She responded with a "Well, I'm trying to make my ex-husband jealous." Just to clarify, she had incredible cans and a really nice demeanor.
My question is: What's the right thing to do in this situation? What's the POLITE thing to do?
PS- I took her into a janitor's closet and made sweet, aardvarkian love for 15 seconds. Am I a genius or a gentleman?
Or both?
2006-12-19 07:47:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Ok i once went on a jungle safari and saw how aardvarks mate and there was nothing sweet about it unless you think 15 seconds is cool but whatever. i mean who cares if you only want to be a sperm doner. The polite thing to do is when your going aardvark on her dont get anything on her dress.
2006-12-19 12:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She sounds stupid (no offense). First of all, having a child is a huge responsibility and you don't get yourself pregnant just to make someone jealous. That's like ultra- retarded.
This one woman I knew did that, and afterwards, her husband wanted even less to do with her now that she had a child to deal with. It doesn't always work that way. The whole let-me-get-pregnant-to-make-my-husband-come-back-to-me thing is like the oldest trick in the book, and these days, it almost never works.
(No offense once again) But, I don't think you should've done that with her. It's not anything genius and it's definitely not being a gentleman. You just did something that can put you in a world of mess. Drop this whole thing with her. If she then tells you she's pregnant, because you're the one who got her there, you should take full responsibility. (You know what I mean). Good luck.
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2006-12-19 17:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Abby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,i guess the best thing to do is be a gentleman and give in to her wishes!!i mean you were just helping a damsel in distress!!right,right??!!after all you did do it in a polite way ,and you were thinking of hygiene too[i mean a janitor's closet has all this disinfection stuff right,right!!
ps.only YOU would make love like an aardvaark!!!
2006-12-20 04:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have her sign a waiver form first so you don't have to pay child support. That way it's a win win situation.
2006-12-19 17:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of you are two sides of a coin..looking at her deeds looking at your deed it means both of u are crazy.
2006-12-19 15:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.observer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it fun living in fantasyland?
2006-12-19 16:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Trixie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pick number three - liar.
2006-12-19 15:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm wear a condom.....you sir are neither!
2006-12-19 15:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋