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I've got the striped shirts and tight skinny jeans.

I listen to that horrorble music and I hate it but I listen because its "the scene".

I've got my Video Camera for YouTube and my Camera for Myspace, so I can take lots of pictures and movies of myself.

Now, I need a cool looking haircut that is conformist; oops, I mean unique. Any advice?

I also need some friends, so join my profile and be my 12,345,678,9th Best Friend!

What else do I need to fit in; I mean, stand out and be cool. Just like all the other kids?

2006-12-19 07:38:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

Holy cow, 13 answers in less than 4 seconds. That's my new record!!!

2006-12-19 07:42:08 · update #1

28 answers

I too was asking myself why you want to be emo so bad. But as I'm reading your question, I'm detecting a lot of sarcasm. Are you really serious, or did you just post this as a joke?

If you're joking: Hahaha!! It's so funny when I see these emo kids on the streets...they swear up and down that they're non-conformist, yet they all look exactly alike!

If you're serious: Please don't! From reading your question, I can tell you're obviously trying to be someone your not. And believe me, that never lasts very long! If you have to change yourself to impress certain people, then they're not really worth impressing. Besides, I'm getting sick and tired of seeing these emo kids walking around anyway!

2006-12-19 07:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anna H 1 · 4 1

Don't forget the glasses with black frames and the hair that is always falling into your face. And you're not allowed to look directly into a camera anymore. Tilt your head at about 60 degrees and look to the side. Deride everyone for their musical choices.

A really good friend of mine is a Scenester, and I love mocking him. It's fun!

2006-12-19 15:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 3 0

You need to cut yourself a few times, and act depressed all the time. Better yet, spare us and just end your life now. The world doesnt need another Emo f@g.

2006-12-19 15:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by DAMON 2 · 0 2

Have you heard I Must Be Emo by Faint Starscry?

Funniest sh!t ever...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/emo

2006-12-19 15:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by jaden404 4 · 2 2

It's not all that, What if it's out of style. Now what.

2006-12-19 15:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by femmi 2 · 0 0

WTF?Why do u want to be like everyone else wen we r all born to b our own person and to standout!y b like other ppl.U could get lost in a sea of freaks!So b ur self no more no less.

2006-12-19 15:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Remember to buy lots of local 'zines and leave them nonchalantly scattered around your apartment.

2006-12-19 15:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 1 1

1. Why do you want to be emo?

2.http://www.somethingdirectory.com/main_emo.htm

2006-12-19 15:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ummm yah dont become emo if u need advice in doing it then ur not cut out to be emo

2006-12-19 15:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by heyuknow2011 1 · 0 2

yeah, don't be so sarcastic and satirical. That's not the emo style.

2006-12-19 15:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 4 0

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