John took a 3 point shot, it bounced off the rim. The airplane landed in hot sauce, and the camel ate ice cream, when the job was done, i mean,why would this happen?
Then it started to box the monkey and later that day the phone rang and the job was in Mars, then he ran to see the lions....
why would the U.S want border patrol?
2006-12-19 07:21:57 · 14 answers · asked by Greg 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
One too many magic mushrooms dude......
2006-12-19 08:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by wolf560 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you're good that no severe historian denies it, and neither do i. besides the indisputable fact that, that is disingenuous to study the data for jesus with the data for alexander or socrates--or to record all the elements u basically did. josephus' factor out of jesus is widely seen a pretend. most of the romans who factor out him benefit this basically because the call of someone that this sect replaced into worshipping, so as that they don't seem to be providing autonomous data of his existence. the talmud is larger, and that i have certainly in many circumstances made the argument that the jews (and samaritans) have under no circumstances denied his existence--so that is a extremely argument for his historicity. yet all of us understand almost not some thing about him from the talmud both. all we extremely understand comes from christian elements that are patently inconsistent on some factors, incomplete (the omission of his entire early existence and youthful manhood is amazingly suspicious), and compromised with the help of their naive repetitions of claims of the supernatural. the necessary element although is basically that they are christian elements--hence no matter if he did not exist they'd have a reason to say that he did. so the data is actual not as reliable because it may nicely be, and extra to the point, no matter if his existence seems sparkling, how does one evaluate the probability of any particular declare about his existence. replaced into he extremely born in bethlehem? did he extremely say that a guy who divorces a lady thereby almost commits adultery? i'd argue that lots of the failings he's defined as declaring and doing ARE authentic to the quantity precisely that they don't in fantastic condition the christian tale, and so does not were invented with the help of christians. f.ex., he probably did have siblings because the gospel says precisely because christians hate that truth a lot. he probably did say that his message replaced into only for the jews, for the same reason. he probably replaced into believed with the help of a few to be the jewish messiah because the messiah had to be a male-line descendant of david (with the help of joseph, whose son he might want to were or seen as being in his personal time), back by way of the indisputable fact that is this kind of glaring contradiction no sane faker of historic previous would have made it up.
2016-11-30 23:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the way, there's historical evidence that Jesus existed. While no one can prove that he was the Christ, historians agree that a man named Jesus, who was a social activist, lived in that time and was crucified.
I don't see how you cannot believe in Judaism. Aren't tons of Jews evidence that it exists?
2006-12-20 09:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Iris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on! I really get you dude!
What about the football on the cougar tail? Yeah! Or, how about the red telephone swirls down the tree? My angel leg helps me sleep in the pool of life.
Finally, someone I can really communicate with!
2006-12-19 11:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by Agent99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that reason that you are the only 1 that believes it is because you have no friends. If you actually left your room, you might find people who believe the same thing.
2006-12-19 09:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You aren't. Although maybe you should keep your personal religion a little less offensive. There are other religions and athiests, moron.
2006-12-20 01:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Shanann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seem to have all the answers - figure it out.
2006-12-19 07:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by arewa247 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could someone please send an ambulance to pick up this guy? He should be locked somewhere.
2006-12-19 08:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Martha P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ONLY YOUR INVISIBLE FRIEND KNOWS FOR SURE. HAVE YOU TALKED THIS OVER WITH HIM?
2006-12-19 18:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're a moron?
2006-12-19 07:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋