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There is should be no such thing as unwanted fruitcake. Unfortunately not everyone shares my tastes.
You should send it to fruitcake town where the motto is
"he ain't heavy,he's my fruitcake".

2006-12-19 07:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 3 1

There is nothing wrong with a good fruitcake. Give it to a homeless shelter, I am sure they would appreciate it.

2006-12-19 07:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Send him back to San Francisco.

(You are talking about your NASCAR loving roommate right?)
*hides before someone hurls a fruitcake at her head*

2006-12-19 23:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

Use it as a door holder. or you can go to the highest building you can find and let it drop see how many pieces it turns to (try not to hit anyone though, or you'll be charged for murder, {wouldn't that be funny, "Killed by a fruitcake" =D})

2006-12-19 07:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by FairyNice 2 · 0 1

Well....My dog loves fruitcake.

2006-12-19 07:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 · 0 0

Toss the thing in a river tie it up with some heavy big rocks and toss like you never have tossed anything before in your life!

2006-12-19 07:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cut it into snowball-sized pieces, cover em in snow and use em as ammunition fer the Revoloooshun.

2006-12-19 07:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0 0

throw it back at the person who gave it to you...

WHO EATS THAT CRAP?

well seriously, you can follow these suggestions:

Wrap it in plastic, place in the toilet tank to conserve water when you flush
Plug the rodent holes in your house
Use a slice to shim up the leg of that wobbly table
Chock the tires of your car, truck or trailer
Shim out the doorframe you're installing in your house
Ballast for the keel of your boat
Throw at police during violent protests instead of bricks, rocks, or molotov cocktails
Build a retaining wall
Sent to the military to use as practice ordinance
Use instead of hay bales to back the targets during archery practice
Alternative to cinder blocks for dorm shelving
Ablative shielding for launch re-entry vehicles
Cheap alternative to the expensive ordinance being used by our Military

2006-12-19 07:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Mystyria xMYQx 4 · 0 1

Through it on ur neighbors roof!! Un less u live in an apartment then you could through it in the pool!!

2006-12-19 07:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by B.B QUEEN 1 · 0 0

Stik it in th car exost pipe of th guy yooh h8 most n hopefully it will ruin thr car

2006-12-19 07:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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