2006-12-19 07:09:55 · 16 answers · asked by KOISHCHEN 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
How many Jews does it take to blow up a bus?
I can't think of a punchline for this one, though.
And I am not trying to offend, for all the report nazis who want me to get kicked off for being mean. I like Jewish people, and I am just trying to be funny.
2006-12-19 07:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by i hate hippies but love my Jesus 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Israel Rock 'n Rolls
2006-12-19 15:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But a catchy one-liner isn't going to prove anything; it is, at best, an opinion
2006-12-19 15:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
YOU THROW ROCKS,
WE SHOOT BULLETS
YOU BLOW UP A BUS
WE BLOW UP YOUR TOWN
YOU ACT LIKE A LEADER OF HAMAS
WE BLOW UP YOUR CAR
YOU CALL US TERRORIST
WE CALL OURSELVES DEFENDERS.
YOU INDISCRIMINATELY KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN
WE KILL ANYBODY THAT LOBS MORTARS INTO OUR TOWNS
WE HAVE WHIPPED THE A S S OF ALL OUR NEIGHBORS AND IF YOU WANT IT AGAIN WE ARE HERE TO WHIP YOUR A S S AGAIN.
NO MIDDLE EAST COUNTRY CAN STAND THE MIGHT OF THE ISRAELI WAR MACHINE. THE BEST THING THEY CAN DO IS TALK IT OUT OR GET THEIR A S SES HANDED TO THEM AGAIN.
THE ISRAELI'S HAVE PROVED TO BE THE BEST MILITARY IN THE MIDDLE EAST. ANY COUNTRY THAT WANTS TO ALLOW THE INHABITANTS OF THEIR COUNTRY TO ATTACK ISRAEL IS NOT WORTHY OF PITY. LOOK AT HAMAS IN LEBANON. THEY LOOKED FOR A FIGHT, GOT THEIR AS SES WHIPPED THEN THEY CALLED FOR INTERNATIONAL PEACE KEEPERS. ANOTHER WEEK AND HAMAS WOULD HAVE BEEN SCRATCHED FROM THE MAP.
GO TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO LOOK FOR YOUR ONE LINER JERK.
2006-12-19 15:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by strike_eagle29 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are an anti-semite.
Thats my catchy one-liner to expose you!!!
2006-12-19 15:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by 3rd parties for REAL CHANGE 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Since Israel is the victim, not thye purpetrator of terrorism, your question is not only absurd, it is evil.
2006-12-19 15:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One liners don't prove anything. What you;re looking for is called evidence.
2006-12-19 15:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I know why you want it to be catchy. You can't remember anything that requires thought.
2006-12-19 15:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by namsaev 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the ashtray on the German car that was carrrying bombs by a Jewish suicide bomber?
it could hold 1,000,000 jews.
2006-12-19 15:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by theliberal14you 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try this: " Irsrael- Crazier than Rutherford B. Hayes, that rogue."
2006-12-19 15:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Tom Jr 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋