In regard to "Friends," can you write a paragraph or 2 or 3 that includes these phrases?

Question

1. Could you BE any more ridiculous?
2. Oh...... my...... God!
3. Is that you, Ross? No, it's Marcus Welby making a house call!
4. But we were on a break!
5. Get me an ice bag, will you?
For your head?
No , I want to build an igloo.
6. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas.

Answer 1

I love your questions and I love answering them, they're so much fun lol. So here we go again! =)

After eating lunch at Monica and Chandler's, the gang decided to go down to Central Perk to have some coffee. It was almost Christmas, so the holidays were getting quite busy and hectic for all of them.
"Okay guys, I'll be back. Just have to run to the ladies room for a minute." says Rachel, and off she goes.
After she's exited Joey makes small talk with Ross about Rachel's Christmas gift.
"So dude, what do you plan on getting Rachel for Christmas? Did you go with my advice and are you going to dress up at Santa and surprise her with some new underwear?"
Chandler cuts in. "Joey! Could you BE any more rediculous?! I don't think Rachel would really appreciate that, especially after he slept with that girl at the copying place."
"BUT WE WERE ON A BREAK!" Screams Ross.
Rachel walks in and hears Ross screaming. "What's going on? I was gone for like 30 seconds and I come back and hear everyone screaming."
Chandler tries to change the subject "Is that you, Ross? No, it's Marcus Welby making a house call!"
The girls are confused so Pheobe and Monica turn away from Chandler.
"Anyways, I'm thinking of having a girls night at my place for New Years Eve, so why don't you and Pheebs come over and we'll rent some chick flicks before we start counting down to the new year." Says Monica.
Rachel and Pheobe both simultaneously answer "UM.... yeah... okay."
"Hey guys, can me, Chandler and Ross tag along too?" Asks Joey.
"NO! Everytime we have a new years party, the three of you end up getting drunk and ruin everything!" Claims Monica.
"Hey, that's not true. Remember last year, we all had a great time." says Ross.
"Ross, no. I'm putting my foot down. Besides, why don't the three of you have some guys night or something?"
Joey is offended at this point. "All right fine! We will! And you know what? If you start getting bored at Monica's party, your not allowed to come to ours! No girls allowed!"
"Yeah!" Say Ross and Chandler.
"That's fine with us! Right guys?" asks Monica. Rachel and Pheobe don't answer because they know Monica is notorious for having boring parties.
"Oh no! I dropped my muffin!" Yells Ross after he accidentally drops his plate. While he's reaching over to pick it up They hear something.
"Oh....my.....GOD!"
Chandler flips and accidentally knees Ross in the face.
"OW! Dude! Watch it! Joey, get me an ice bag, will you?"
"For your head?" askes Joey.
"No, I want to build an igloo!"
Janice walks over to Chandler and starts making small talk. "Chandler, isn't it funny how we keep bumping into each other and we never get together again?"
"Yet, here I am. Married to Monica and away from you."
"Oh Chandler Bing!" Janice laughs and jokingly hits Chandler on the shoulder. "I'm having some friends over this New Years, so why don't you all come?"
"Oh well, we'd love to, but we're all meeting up at my and Monica's apartment for a girls night." says Chandler. The gang feels a bit awkward at this moment as this may give her the wrong idea.
"Well, have fun then. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas you guys!" Janice exits Central Perk.
"Oh, that was a close one!" Says Chandler.
"Yeah, you almost made her think you were gay." jokes Ross. After they're done they're coffee, they all head out to buy each others Christmas Gifts.

Answer 2

Paddy could not have been more embarrassed, even if he had awoken from a dream walking down Piccadilly stark naked. She asked him to write domething about 'Friends'. For God's sake Sunshine, could you be any more ridiculous. When you get to my age Paddy thought to himself, sure you are lucky if the old wife calls you a friend, let alone anyone else. Oh.....my.....God, sure isn't it nearly eight years since Seannie died - the last of my old drinking pals. Sure he never could hold his drink. Anyway, the Lord rest his soul.
Now then, what's the next sentence she wants me to include 'Is that you Ross? No, it's Marcus Welby making a house call' - what in the name of the good Mother of God, is she talking about now. It she had mentioned that bloke out of Magnum, maybe I could have done something. I wish to God, I had answered a different question now, I haven't a clue what I am doing. But guess what - there were no questions in the General Section - YA said they were on a break. But we were on a break too, yet we answered, didn't we.
Strange, but in two days time, I will have been on the wagon for 25 years - my God but that was a great night - even the thought of it makes me heave - 'get me an ice bag, will you' were the exact words I said to my dear wife the following morning. 'For your head?' she had asked. 'No', I had moaned back to her, I was about to say 'for me ar*se' but didn't - 'I want to build a bloody igloo'.
However, I did it, I managed it - not one single drink since that night - 21 December, 1981. Well done Paddy, me boy, even if I have to say so myself.
Right back to Sunshines question, or more precise, problem. What's next. Ah Cobblers, I think I'll delete all this rubbish, Friends - who needs 'em................... all they ever give you is a Hee Haw and Merry Christmas......... and die on you.........