2006-12-19 06:44:42 · 4 answers · asked by nan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Hey girl, I got something real important to give ya So just sit down and llisten
Girl you know we've been together for such a long long time, Such a long time
Now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Well you know its Christmas and my heart is open wide
oh my god
Gonna give ya something so you know what's on my mind
What is on my mind
A gift real special so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real
Wanna get ya something from the heart
Something special girl
It's a dick in a box, a dick in a box, girl
It's a dick in a box, (oohoohooh)
A dick in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs given and I got just the one.
Something to show ya that you are second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
1 cut a hole in a box
2 put your junk in that box
3 make her open the box
thats the way ya do it
It's a dick in a box, a dick in a box, girl
a dick in a box, (oohoohooh) a dick in a box, girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukah, dick in a box
Kwanza , dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
over at your parents house, a dick in a box
mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the cma's, a dick in a box
yea whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
a dick in a box, a dick in a box (repeats)
Yeah its an amazing song lol. I loveme some Justin
p.s. every place where it says "a dick" in a box its really my, but when you put that it puts stars
2006-12-19 11:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by LaurenLovesYou 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
they include the unedited version of the 'Dick in a Box' digital short with Andy Samberg, 'Give it on up to Homelessville' and 'the Barry Gibb talk show'
Source: NBC
No telling how long they'll continue to be offered on the site for, so if anyone can find them on youtube, that'd be great
Youtube has 'Dick in a Box'!! (which I definitely thought was 'cock in a box' until seeing the unedited version)
Justin manages to be the only host who is consistantly funny when he's on. if the sketches aren't funny, it's not because he isn't trying, it's because they're poorly written.
funny Justin beats serious musician Justin hands-down.
2006-12-19 14:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome.
2006-12-19 15:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by dtbrantner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno but it was hilarious. Love Justin!
2006-12-19 15:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by Hill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋