Lets be honest now,9 months of sitting on your backside watching the jeremy Kyle show and then a few hours to plop the sprog.
Piece of cake guys eh?
2006-12-19 06:40:17 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh please! If it were men having kid the species would die out! You couldn't take the pain dude!!!! Trust me I have had 3 kids. And it isn't all sitting on our butts and who the heck is Jeremy Kyle? Anyway you get stretch marks, hemorrhoids, you gain like 50 lbs. Your back kills and you either push out a 5-10lb baby out of a hole the size of a quarter or you get cut open, your intestines put on your chest and a baby pulled out then your guts put back in and sewn back up again (which I had 2 times). Do you really think you could do all that?! I know you couldn't!
2006-12-19 06:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A pregnant woman does not sit on her behind for 9 months watching Jeremy Kyle. She works throughout most of her pregnancy, either with household chores if she is not employed or with her work if she is employed. And one more thing, when she finally goes into labor, I am more than sure that she'll endure the pain of birth much better than a man would, for men when in pain or sick, act like babies.
2006-12-19 06:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If men were responsible for birthing children, there would be an enormous population reduction.
9 months of sitting on our backside, watching (I don't know who J, Kyle is) and then panting to "plop the sprog" is really just so we can try to forget your pathetic attempt at sex.
Ohhhh - B U R N!
2006-12-19 06:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-29 06:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
could you cope with morning sickness, swollen ankles plus all the other common problems brought on by pregnancy?
men think a cold means they will die. what would they think if they had to push something the size of a melon out of a hole smaller then an orange?
some women are in labour for over 24 hours, and many have died through child birth.
women have a higher pain thresh-hold then men, which comes in handy for the majority of women who have violent partners.
maybe when science makes it possible for a man to carry the baby you can go first!
2006-12-19 08:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Way! LOL Men are bigger babies than women. Not everyone sits for 9 months I didn't. Who the heck is Jeremy Kyle anyway? lol
2006-12-19 06:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No! I think if men had to carry a baby for 9 months & then give birth, there would be NO PEOPLE!!!
Men think they are dying when they have a simple cold. Can you imagine what would happen during labor!!!! HA HA HA!!!
2006-12-19 06:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by More Lies & More Smoke Screens 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! We women love sitting around,swollen hands and legs.counting our stretch marks,and waddling around like a duck.Not being able to see our feet,to know if we have on the same shoes or not...And yeah! We enjoy the "split my a** open feeling we go through, when that "Little"[yeah right] head is squeezing out of that small hole that was just 9 months ago,too tight for your P***s......
I wish you guys could get a kidney stone just once,Then you would know a little of what it feels like to go through labor...You couldn't handle it...period!!!!!!
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2016-04-30 19:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
errr why would u wanna give birth? Be thankful you dont have 2 be scared of being raped and getting pregnant!! Ha deary it's not as easy as sitting on your backside..you put on unwanted weight
:( lol
2006-12-19 07:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋