I need to find a way to keep her close to the goddamn oven. Is a hot meal too much to ask for every evening when I get home from work?
2006-12-19 06:20:20 · 16 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think an electronic bracelet is more appropriate. You want her to be able to move about the kitchen freely. You can program the bracelet to give her a mild electric shock if she strays too far from the stove or fridge. And it can be set to stun if you find her on the sofa watching Oprah.
2006-12-19 09:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think her being there when you get home and her not being off with some hot guy who will treat her as an equal is something you should be thankful for. With an attitude like that, it won't take her long before she finds someone better than you! Stop asking and expecting things and start being thankful for what you do have!
Instead of handcuffs, I think you should buy her some duct tape so she can seal your mouth shut so she doesn't have to listen to your constant whining! Make your own dang meal and zip it!
2006-12-19 14:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by edawns 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. But first you must decorate it right or she'll never let you do it. Paint it a gold color and tell her its a bracelet. Once she's got the first one on you tackle her and finish the job. But be quick, if she gets away from you you are taking the other end of those handcuffs to the face (I know from personal experience). That whip wasn't too much fun either when she got away from me. She ran and got that mess, I couldn't see out of my left eye for a week.
2006-12-19 14:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not married, therefore this question is invalid, however...
A hot meal is NOT too much to ask, but you are expected to take out the trash and feed the dog afterwards.
2006-12-19 14:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
No, Its not too much to ask :)
Just make sure you leave a long chain attached...You want her anchored to the oven but she needs to be able to get around the place to make your @ss dinnner!...
you know...the fridge & stuff :)~
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2006-12-19 14:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Shakira 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha but you never know what bodily fluids may end up in your meal when the Mail Man comes over....
2006-12-19 14:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but Duck Tape and a shovel might be one for you
2006-12-19 14:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2006-12-19 14:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, is a hot meal all you want??
2006-12-19 14:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by lisa s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, sure, chain her to the stove. see what she puts in your food!
2006-12-19 14:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by bjsmama 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋