What would you suggest my boyfriend use on me that's edible?

Question

Something unusual would be nice, outside of the honey or whipped cream.

Answer 1

Betty Crocker Ready-to-Spread Frosting is great. Sticky, but great. Lots of flavors, easy to spread at room temperature, and tasty, too.

And I've had fun with raspberries -- just tucked away someplace intimate, then licked out. Mmmm. I've always thought it would be great to scatter her with fresh ripe raspberries, make violent love, and then suck the crushed berries off her panting, used-up body afterwards. Haven't done that, but if you do, let us know how it goes!

However, the most extreme, over-the-top, apex-level sexual experience regarding food that I can recall... involved a coconut custard pie with whipped cream. We took the pie and a couple of spoons into the bedroom, laid down towels on the bed, and took turns scooping bits of the pie onto each other. The "traditional" areas were a lot of fun (basically, the "bikini zone"), but it got really wild when we started going elsewhere. Under her arms... squished between her toes... behind her knees... wow.

One of the things that I enjoyed the most: I'd always thought of myself as uninhibited sexually, but I noticed when we started with the pie that I'd put teeny little dollops on her, and then carefully nibble them off, making sure everything stayed inside my mouth. At some point I caught myself holding back this way, so I made a conscious effort to let go. It was slightly uncomfortable at first -- I was trying to avoid getting my face sticky -- so I gave up and pressed my whole face into a big scoop of pie. I ended up with coconut shreds in my EARS... but the feeling of letting go of myself was incredibly sexy, incredibly intense. Tell your boyfriend I recommend it.

Now, we chose coconut because a) we like coconut, but perhaps even more important because b) chocolate presents certain, er, visual challenges in proximity to some body parts or regions. I shall say no more. But if you don't like coconut (and many people don't), you could use other kinds of pie (lemon meringue, for example) as well as an especially gooey cake (Black Forest cherry cake?) and many other dessert items. Just try not to be too obviously aroused when you walk past the bakery section of your grocery store.

Also, be sure to have a set of clean sheets at hand for afterward, and you WILL want to take a shower. Whipped cream smells REALLY bad the next day, mixed with sweat and other body fluids. But it's worth it...

Answer 2

Chocolate syrup
Cherries
Ice Cream

Answer 3

Edible underwear

Answer 4

NOT HONEY, NOT CHOCOLATE. Whipped cream is probably best. I've tried the other two and it was EXTREMELY STICKY.

Answer 5

They've got edible bras and thongs made of licorice I think, and also in the candy peices like candy neclaces

Answer 6

probable an eye fixed. Or A scrap books a very high quality idea :-) Or if he likes avenged sevenfold then perchance make a reward with their stuff in, eg. music, posters, tshirts, and so on... desire you in looking some element and congrats on being mutually a million twelve months! :-)

Answer 7

Hershey's syrup
hot caramel
a cucumber
a popsicle (that ones really fun)
whipped cream is a classic
salt, lime & tequila

Answer 8

START WITH SOME CHERRIES INSIDE AND OUT THEN ICE CREAM, THEN NUTS, SOME CHOCOLATE MAGIC SHELL THE KIND THAT HARDENS INSTANTLY THEN TOP IT OFF WITH WHIPPED CREAM. REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT LOOKS, DON'T EAT IT YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Pudding, salsa, ice cream, chocolate syrup, cherry pie filling, applesauce, cottage cheese, potato salad, guacamoli, been dip, etc... use your imagination!!!

Answer 10

Chocolate sauce but it's messy.

oh oh oh, champagne or a sparkling wine can be interesting too.

Whipped Cream IS really the best.