How do you introduce your other half????
2006-12-19 05:39:05 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I introduce mine as the "flavor of the month". Come on people lighten up.
2006-12-19 08:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by This is lame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep her on her toes? Is that some kind of threat to her or something? If she doesn't behave you'll replace her? I personally wouldn't stand for that if it were my own husband introducing me like that. Men are just as easily replaced these days!
Anyway. I introduce my 'other half' by saying 'this is my husband' and then I state his name. He introduces me in the same manner but as his wife.
2006-12-19 05:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by edawns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all I believe the half thing is not a good thing. We are all whole people. I know that they say at the wedding ceremonies "two become one." Do they lose their identity? I don't get it. I would introduce my husband if I had one as my husband. Plain and simple. What does your wife do to keep you on your toes?
2006-12-19 05:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Under The Thumb!!
2006-12-19 06:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well seeing as how you do this misdeed "just to keep her on her toes" how many times are you going to insult her like that? Until she starts introducing you as the "soon to be first alimony check"?
Assuming your worth keeping, I wouldn't be wasting her pretty little toes on being tippy as she will get bunyons and you'll spend the rest of your life rubbing her oh so miserable feet that you caused as a result of your being so "thoughtful".
Seeing as how I'm divorced myself, I would now introduce my previous husband as the "Ex From He double L" and that is the "thoughtful" nickname.
............think about it..and cut it OUT!................
2006-12-19 05:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by MsEagleTX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is my better HALF - just curious, how would you like it if your so called 1st wife introduced you as my 1st husband?? would it keep you on your toes???
2006-12-19 05:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by try 2 help 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I wish I could do that, but I'm on #2. I just introduce her by her first name.
2006-12-19 05:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds as if you are the one who needs keeping on your toes.
It is a most inconsiderate way to speak about someone you claim to love.
Treat her better or you soon may be introduced as her former husband!!
2006-12-19 06:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wouldn't like it she introduced you as her late husband would you. Come to think of it you would be past caring.
2006-12-19 05:41:33 · answer #9 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have been introducing her as my future ex wife for over twenty years.
2006-12-19 05:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋