Is the government spraying a zombifying chemical in my city and, if so, how should I prepare for the apocalypse?
2006-12-19 05:32:29 · 20 answers · asked by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Buy a flame-thrower. That'll be enough. :)
2006-12-19 05:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stock up on plenty of food an bottled water. Tape aluminum foil to all your windows to relect heat then board over them to prevent entry. Barracade all of your doors. Make sure all your exaust fans, vents, and chimneys are sealed off. Find a woman to help you repopulate the earth. Last call a therapist and have a really long talk.
2006-12-19 13:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by RayCATNG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the computer, buy a case of Ramen noodles and bottled water, lock yourself in the basement of an old bank (most old banks have bomb shelters) and pray to whatever God you follow. ;)
PSST...if birds hit the ground there could also be a hidden invisible spaceship there coming to take you (or all of us) away!
2006-12-19 13:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Zliz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about preparing for the Apocalypse,but hide, don't go outside, whatever you do. It sounds as if the sky is falling!
2006-12-19 13:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no the government isnt spraying... it was ur momma who let out a big one... and yes u still need to prepare for the apocalypse cause it stunk that badly
2006-12-19 13:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by ERICA J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, it's just Hit-The-Ground Day. Go outside, breathe deeply and hit the ground. Enjoy!
2006-12-19 13:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by mcmustang1992 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you never know...it could be cheney! He's behind everything! As far as the apocalypse, there is no such thing...don't believe everything you read in books that are thousands of years old.
2006-12-19 13:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by youcheckibet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a paper bag over your head and hum. It works during meetings at work.
2006-12-19 13:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for one,set the bong down look again do you see the fuzzy pink elephants running down the street as well.if you do,its the chronic.
2006-12-19 13:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath.
2006-12-19 13:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no .. somebody just opened the door to the bathroom.. and all of the sudden people started dropping..
2006-12-19 13:40:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋