recited in an irish accent
2006-12-19 05:18:48 · 8 answers · asked by gwynhousequeen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
im pretty sure its relient k.
2006-12-19 05:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by turtle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno, but this was sent to me: and it's real funny...
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
2006-12-19 05:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frank Kelly 12 days of christmas old album ( Christmas Crackers I think) but good talks about problem with the gifts check out google and I'm sure it'll lead you somewhere. It can also be found in the form of a letter. Frank Kelly is the guy who plays Fr. Jack from the comedy show Fr. Ted
2006-12-19 05:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it Frank Welsh and its called The Twelve Days of Christmas.
His version is about a man writing to his female friend thanking her for the presents then at the end he is cursing her for them.
Yes the two people under me are right its Kelly not Welsh
2006-12-19 05:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is recited by one of the actors who was in Father Ted not sure of title?
2006-12-19 07:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by HellBound 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The song you want is "Christmas Countdown" by Frank Kelly
2006-12-19 05:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Frank kelly , he is an Irish actor.
2006-12-19 05:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im not too sure but ino there is a napolean dynamite version
2006-12-19 05:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jake-Cun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋