Reckon the centrifugal forces would kill the fat bastard and the heat of re-entry would turn the reindeer to venison!!
2006-12-19 04:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 in Travel ➔ Other - Destinations
Nah, Santa would survive centrifugal force but he'd have one nasty case of jet-lag when he was done (probably why he only delivers presents one day a year -- he needs the other 364 to rest up). As for the reindeer, you wouldn't have to deal with re-entry because Santa and the reindeer need to breathe, so I'm betting they don't fly at altitudes over 10,000 feet unless they're delivering presents to Nepal or the Alps.
2006-12-19 04:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by sarge927 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, No, you've got it wrong. It's BECAUSE of the time zones that he can deliver 91 million pressies in a day - that and the fact that he is magic of course. Happy Christmas.
2006-12-19 04:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a temporal suspension device that his elves built for him years ago. The government has been trying to get ahold of this technology for years, being as that it is the only functioning time control device on the planet. That's how he is able to make his rounds in one night, without leaving the atmosphere.
2006-12-19 04:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time zones work in his favour. A recent calculation showed that he has a total of 31 hours to deliever his presents (as the timezones allow an extra seven hours). As to the science, well, would you believe me if I told you that he has a way of travelling faster than light?
2006-12-19 10:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Harry Hayfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is too old to be doing that much travel ling in the first place. If he has white hair and a beard, he most likely is elderly and, like you said, he is overweight so that would slow him down also.
2006-12-19 04:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Me, Myself & I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has the Beam Me Up Technology.!!!
Scotty did you not know that,man i thought everybody knew that.!!!
2006-12-19 04:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why there is more then one Santa
2006-12-19 04:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can only say that he's done it, and he's survived.
2006-12-19 04:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by nontarzaniccaulkhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes, yes.....where is your christmas spirit. He can do whatever you like...........all you have to do is..........believe. Its a lot more fun.....dont you think.
2006-12-19 04:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he is magic.
2006-12-19 04:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by jlil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋