three wise men? They woukd have asked for directions, arrived on time, help deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts AND there would be peace on earth.Pass it onto the wise women in your life(",)
2006-12-19 02:59:59 · 12 answers · asked by rainbow 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
People,People, People its a fricken joke my god has no one got a sense of Humour????!!!!!!!.............SIGH.
2006-12-19 04:08:09 · update #1
The gifts would have been better, they would not have barged in on a lady who had just given birth, and would have helped out for sure.
Some women would have tried to cop off with Joseph.
Not sure if ovens were invented in order to make Casseroles though !!!
2006-12-19 03:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order for there to be 3 wise women there would have been a revolution in the countries they came from, since women were looked down upon everywhere! So in other words, the world of today would probably look VERY different, since already back then there would have been a lot more gender equality.
2016-05-23 07:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its highly likely that they would have become models for the gay society and the film industry would have turned out very diffrent movies.... to illustrate my point:
"three kings" with G. (im no nancy boy) Cloony would be changed to the three Queens played by the cross-dressing patrick swaise, boy gorge and mike tyson.
the nativity scenes in school plays would be more wordy with the queens haping on about "look at his little tootsi wootsies" and "hey mary, look on the bright side... no more swollen ankles, heres our gifts, a stepmatic, a bottle of vodka and a lifetime substription to "vogue"... bet you dont miss the constant pee'ing"
As for your supposition that the world would have peace on earth i remind you that Chriest is still going to be born a boy cos god loves mankind and wouldnt be so cruel as to inflict a savior on us with pms.
Merry xmas to you ladies out there XXX
ps.... yup i have a jokular propensity as well... your question is a classic :-) ...
pps... the matter of over sensitive wise women now raises its head, would the poor lass giving merr run out crying when mary pointed out that embalming ointment wasnt app as a gift for a newborn?
2006-12-19 03:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Zarathustra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three wise women ? Now that would have been a miracle x
2006-12-19 03:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by misbehave4me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always believe that behind wise men there is always the support and guidance of someone wise .
2006-12-19 03:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would have got lost ( women are geographically challenged )....... And besides there is no such thing as a wise woman...... Crafty maybe , Scheming definitely, lying of course....
One may even try to run off with baby Jesus......
2006-12-19 03:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do know that if it had all happened in cornwall,they would have been in trouble cause they wouldn't have found any wise men or a virgin
2006-12-19 03:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would have got lost knowing women
2006-12-19 03:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mountian Man 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-12-19 03:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree completely ;o)
2006-12-19 03:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋