2006-12-19 02:49:16 · 25 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Upon seeing the tasty new treat in front of him I imagine he will kick off his boots, and prop his overly stressed frame upon the nearest recliner if one is available and promptly tune the T.V. to a late night game of some choice and vegetate.
But perhaps you don't have a recliner or a good T.V. with over 300 stations, no prob,..he will just yank it all out of the trusty bag of his.....hey he was going to give you a gift anyways. But then again, Santa can't see or hear well so your getting a huge plasma t.v., surround sound and a pool table.......gotta have something to do between commercials.
So while he takes a few minutes to relax and enjoy the generous portions of beer, rinds, and well anything else on the table...millions of homes will be put off and as Old Santa flips through the channels. Soon he just adds names to the naughty list, "the game went into overtime" so that he can finish watching.
Parents will wake to find no presents under the tree, because Santa basically spent the night watching T.V. In a ruckus millions will rush to Wal-Mart early Christmas morning buying whatever they can lay thier hands on so they can quickly get the items under the tree.
Wal-Mart will report a record sales boost earning more profits in one day than the last 20 years therefore increasing Wal- Marts power in the global market. The sales boost will prompt Wal-Mart to make enormous donations to political figures in order to dodge taxes on the income resulting in a total buyout of both political parties. Having maintained such power, Wal-Mart will elect its own official canidate for president in 08, winning by a landslide running on a platform of low prices.
The United States will become The Unitied Wal-Marts of Americia.
I could go on but you get the picture.
2006-12-19 03:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by BOB the horrible. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The long term effects are likely to be the wrath of Mrs. Claus and the elves when Santa starts ripping some smelly ones at the North pole the next day. Remember....they are in a very contained environment!
2006-12-19 07:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I know it's tricky dear but focus.
Santa - big fat happy man with beard.
Homer Simpson - big fat happy man in vest with just two hairs. Santa - Ho ho ho.
Homer Simpson - D'oh d'oh d'oh.
Santa - Milk and cookies.
Homer Simpson - Beer and pork rinds.
There's a certain etiquette to be followed in these things. I mean, you wouldn't leave toenail clippings for the Tooth Fairy, would you? You expect the Sandman to SPRINKLE sleepsand in your eyes, not just unload a two-pound bag on your head? This is the kind of thing that happens when the magic goes out of this kind of relationship, and you don't wanna piss off the magical folk...Milk and cookies, always, for Santa Claus.
2006-12-19 04:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU WILL KILL SANTA!
The man already has a weight problem from all the cookies, if he doesn't end up with high cholesterol from the pork rinds, it will sclerosis from the beer.
2006-12-19 02:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...In the news - Santa crashes his sleigh after a night of heavy drinking , His defense attorney Morty the elf , releasesd this statement . " Mr. Claus was not intoxicated , but suffered a mild chorinary - heart attack due to a diet of high cholesterol snacks . " Billy Ray the elf who was riding shotgun , had this to say . " We was goin' jus' fine , then the big guy doubled over , the next thing I new ther was antlers and wrappin' paper everywhere . "
When we tried to reach Santa for a comment Mrs. Claus stated . " My husband is not answering questions at this time ."
This is Flik the elf , for NNN. (nortpole news network )
I'd imagine this could be a definate possibility .
2006-12-19 03:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll probably bring you better gifts next year...Besides, aren't pork rinds and beer the reason how his a s s got so fat in the first place?
2006-12-19 02:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pork rinds might lead to obesity and high cholesterol. Beer could lead him to leave the dildo in the wrong stocking.
2006-12-19 02:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jabberwock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that would be one way of keeping Santa outta the South and away from the trailer parks for good (or at least your house).
Might I suggest a little Foie gras, or some brie and crackers with a nice glass of wine. Trust me, he'll appreicate it and leave you better goodies.
2006-12-19 05:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How approximately you provide them Beer and pritzels for christmas to coach them how super of a modern it quite is. in the event that they like it themselves they are going to for useful pass away him some. of direction then the undertaking is will they drink all of it in the past Santa shows up. ERRROOF!
2016-10-15 05:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If youmake it beer and maybe some chips my old Santa will stop by your house in a wink of an eye.
2006-12-19 05:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋