Do you read the long answers you get ?

Question

It's like this bit of my question are you going to bother reading it or will its gross magnitude put you off? Especially if I don't start new paragraphs but just write in a massive block of text. And as I write this, I think to myself, George, will yahoo even post this? Is this all just a waste of time. By the way, my name's not actually George. Sometimes I think it is. Sometimes when I go to bed I lay there and an idea for a great question hits me and so I have to try and remember it. Maybe I should keep a pen and paper by the bed, or would that just be sad? I don't know. How are you doing? Are you still following? Have you started wishing I would started a new paragraph. Dude, I have toomuch time on my hands, don't I? I quite fancy a pot noodle. I used to like Pot rice but I can't find them anymore. Why do they always discontinue the good stuff? And finally (still no new paragraph), am I pregnant? How can I get this boy to like me? Did the chicken come before the egg? Where's Wally

And isn't it ironic, don't ya think? A little tooooooo ironic

Answer 1

I read every word and sadly, I understand. I read every word of my answers because sometimes the way they start out is not the same as the point they make half way through. If I write you a long answer will you read every word? I might feel rejected if you don't. Will you e-mail me? Send me flowers? Ok now I'm getting carried away. I used to like Chicken Tonight Cacchatori sauce, but I can't find that anymore. I talk to my dogs & get confirmation for my feelings when they look at me as if they're really paying attention & understand what I'm saying. What am I saying? The chicken came before the egg because of a joke I read the other day. The chicken & egg were in bed & the chicken was smoking a cigarette. The egg turns to her & says "I guess that answers that question!" Can you be pregnant? I can't be for a variety of reasons, but that's for another day. Haven't seen Wally lately, but if I do, I'll tell him you asked about him. Do I have too much time on my hands? I am baking cookies at the same time I'm typing this and listening to the radio. Does that count as muti-tasking? I am looking forward to the next holiday newsletter from my boyfiend's sister, because it should qualify for some kind of fiction award. I want to keep a pen & paper by the bed because I have a lot of strange dreams which I can only remember parts of in the morning. Would you like to hear about them? I'll write more later!

Answer 2

I generally do if written to me, but not to others. I did read all of your question though, it was quite amusing, don't you think your avatar George is quite a camp character i mean he was always kind of bullied by Zippy and Bungle, well he was never going to stick up for George. I remember those pot rice you mentioned though i saw a thing recently which was sent by Golden Wonder about re releasing Ringo's and that if this guy could get like 20,000 signatures that they would actually put the item back on the market! maybe you could try this as i believe Golden Wonder make Pot noodles and Pot rice. I can also understand what you mean when you said you thought you were George i sometimes think i'm Begbie, this is a bad thing because Begbie is a psycho and i should keep my temper under control, but i hope you find answers to all your questions and i hope you have a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Answer 3

I read each and every answer to my questions - if someone has taken the time and trouble to answer me then it is only polite that I do so. Anyway, it's not the writing all in one block that really turns me off reading; it's text language. What the hell is that about? Makes no sense to me. What is your name then if it isn't George? Zippy? Bungle? I used to wonder why Bungle and that used to put on pyjamas when they went to bed but they never wore clothes when they were out of bed? Does this mean they went round naked? Maybe you do have too much time on your hands but then perhaps that could be said for all of us on here. I know what you mean about not being able to find the things you like. I liked those peanut butter cup things by Hershey's but they are now only available at the local garden centre when there's a full moon on Friday the 13th of the month. Why at a garden centre, I don't know. Finally, you forgot some of the other YA goodies like 'How do I get the pen marks out of my leather settee?'; 'Why have I received a violation notice?'; 'Is YA working?' and my personal favourite, 'Who would you rather - Angelina Jolie or Boris Johnson?' I wonder how many characters you have to type before you run out of space.........?

Answer 4

Sometimes when I receive really long answers to my questions I read them but in an accelerated mode. I think if people take the time to actually answer my question, the least I can do is read the answers they provide. But then again I've got so much on my mind and so many things to do, I cannot be expected to do everything properly, can I? I was thinking about yesterday night when I was trying to sleep - I've been having such trouble sleeping lately. I was also thinking about the work, and about the fact that Christmas is one week away, actually, it's less than that, and I have yet to buy all my Christmas presents. It's really going to be a pain to go shopping this week, it is going to be soooo crowded. And I have no idea what I'm gonna buy to my sister. Geez, you'd think she'd want a thousand things, but when I asked for suggestions the list I got was pretty short. Anyway, all in all, I guess all I mean is I try to read the whole answer, but you know, some people just ramble on and on about stuff that is just plain uninteresting.

Answer 5

Yes, I do. And yes, I have read all your question, coz otherwise I would miss the point, wouldn't I? But to be honest, sometimes I just skip long questions. And I hate when person don't start new paragraph where it should be started. And as you see, Y! did post this, coz they never read. And it is never wait of time to get some answer. And, speaking about names, my name isn't Vassilisa at all. But when I am online I pretend that it is. You should have pen and paper with yourself all the time. I have lost lots of questions for lack of them. And I am absolutely great, and I know you wont believe this but your question is the best question I answered lately. Absolutely... Following completely. But I started to wish new paragraphs even before I started to read it. I think I payed you back with this no-paragraphs reply. I think you have enough time and that is plenty. I don't know about what you are talking right now, but it might be just some US product I am not aware of. Yes, they keep in discontinuing good stuffs. Your pregnancy deserved not just new paragraph, but whole new question. Just be yourself and you will have child with no paragraphs and limitations which will love you endlessly. You just made me to start to like you. And - no, egg came first. Who is Wally and will this question have additional details? And will you read my answer completely? (edit) What is ironic? Your question? nay. I don't think so. It is so sweet question full of understanding. ;-)

Answer 6

Great question - yes, I read every answer, it is the least I can do if someone has taken the trouble to read my question and formulate an answer, after all it is only polite, don't you think? and who bothers with punctuation and paragraphs on Yahoo Answers, really, a lot of people on here cannot even spell properly so it must have been really hard for them to give me an answer, so I have to read every answer, even the long ones so that I don't insult my readers by not giving everyone who answered an equal chance to get a best answer. I think that's fair don't you?

Answer 7

I easily have given the two short & long solutions. on occasion an prolonged answer is needed for a complicated question to describe totally, & on occasion a standard & short answer makes the factor very needless to say. I study all solutions to my Q & attempt to %. a BA based on the factor made in spite of the size of the respond. With that mentioned, on occasion i come across some solutions are unnecessarily long with added outdoors fees which may well be extra complicated to the respond than clarifying. i could lots particularly pay attention your adventure & understanding than a quote from yet another source. Many advantages!

Answer 8

lol i like ur irony. i try to read the long answers if im the one asking the question as they are ususally most useful.
i could go on about this for ages but it seems that u dont like long answers and im going to stop now and press the little 'Preview' button and then read my long answer and hit 'Submit' and it will appear along the other long answers u get and u'll be reading through it thinking have these people got nothing better to do? and im going to stop writing now. i think i have an obsession with writing. anyway im going to stop now and go eat some pot noodle. i hope i didnt bore you much... i wonder when the word limit on this is going to run out...
anyway, bye! have a merry xmas and a happy new year!

PLEASE READ THIS

Answer 9

Ok to much info! lol. I will speed read through all that. BUT if I ask a question and someone wants to give more info then others do I will try to read all of it bec they took the time to write to me. On the other hand if I start reading it and it is a bunch of BS and not what I asked or I dont like what they are saying I pass over it.

Answer 10

yeah it really ticks me off it's like they think they can totally take up like half of our lives and not even bother to give us a new paragraph. it's like 'man, i just don't have time for that! i have a full schedual of being an idiot all of today and i havn't even started! i still have to figure out how to get on the roof without mmy sister seeing me, pretend i am a moose, climb a tree, and dance around to music that i hate! what, do you think that time grows on trees?" its totally rediculous. and it does my head in. dreved me up the wall. aaaarrrgg. that was a little growl of frustration. sometimes i wonder if my name is really Whinnifred, so i know how you feel. so i decided that i'm going to tell everyone i meet that my name is something different, so one person calls me mary and the other calls me lilly and then they would all get into fight about what my real name was. then i would laugh at them, and go and climb a tree. are you still following? i'm waiting for my mom to be done with dinner, cuz i'm hungry. have you started wishing i would start a new paraghraph yet? yeah, well too bad. i think we all have too much time on our hands. i think it sad that they don't have Starburst or Twizzlers over here in Switzerland. i think that tomorrow i will skip school and buy a bunch of firecrackers and put them under my neighbors welcom mats just for fun. then i will laugh at them just because they are all idiot and perfectionists. i hate perfectionists. you know, i had a boyfriend but he decided that i just wasn't cool enough for him so he left me.... should i break up with him? hava nice day.